Damnit, so close

Especially like the '60s Batman effects.

But if you tried to do this to your own Ferrari, they would probably send you a cease and desist.

Maybe all of their ignition switches went to acc at the same time...

I smell a PR stunt.... Or maybe I should take a shower.

So the prancing horse is actually a unicorn!

Whell you know them thar Jap-o-neeze car makers all look the same, I reckon.

It's pretty sad that every time I hear the word "Ferrari" I instinctively think, "The company run by a bunch of assholes." A few years ago I would have had a 458 on my list of cars I'd want to own, but I honestly, truly don't think I'd be happy giving my money to a company that is run by such dicks.

Which is like 6 weeks in Internet time.

Daweoo, The Ultimate Driving Machine

The answer is miata, right?

Ummm, excuse me? Clearly, they meant "built Ford tough". Clearly.

I think they meant "like a rock".

Government social media accounts are so tragic sometimes.

Someone accidentally left an engine in that dude's trunk.

You must not be aware that "cool story bro" has a decidedly negative connotation. Not really appropriate in this case.

So.... The biggest takeaway from this is that I've been reading shit from Raphael, an automotive journalist, and he's been a car owner for less than 2 fucking years? Are you kidding, dude. How very New Yorker of you, a fucking "expert" swimmer who just jumped into the pool. Maybe you should stick to subways or Segways…