I wanted a Pound Puppy more than anything (I’ve always been a fan of stuffed things). I found a wrapped present in the garage that was boxy at one point and soft on the other, I was so excited... until I opened the package and found a damn Wuzzle! Thank goodness Santa had connections at Toys R Us and allowed…

The summer before my senior year of high school, my parents suddenly decided I needed a curfew. 1 am seemed reasonable to them, but I worked at a video store and we closed at midnight, so 1 am didn’t give me much time to be social after work.