I believe they’re called “pedophiles”.

I am looking forward to the inevitable “Boston is racist” posts and the “pahk, cah, bah” line. Cap it off with “Beantown.”

Could’ve saved the county a few thousands dollars by just letting it get run over by traffic like God intended.

The animal is fine. It’ll wake up tomorrow and it’ll be like this never happened.

You kneel for the anthem, you disrespect this hero.

That’ll teach that buck-toothed asshole not to predict an early Spring again.

Bron’s Plan

He learned it by watching you, Cody Bellinger!

It’s incredibly jarring to watch the NFL celebrate a guy narrowly avoiding losing use of his legs, as they simultaneously have a ton of lawyers working overtime to shaft hundreds of retired players whose lives have been ruined by the injury trauma.

Not only that! They had him announce HIS FUCKING REPLACEMENT.

“Listen, Nolan, I understand you’re aggravated. I get where you’re coming from. My best advice is to just put a needle pin in this for now.”

Good to see that a 43 win season after half a decade of being an embarassment to basketball has the Sixers talking shit.

There’s a lot of CTE going on within this exchange.

“Hey everyone, I’m going to tear this human in half with my bear hands. Send me videos of you trying to tear humans in half too! God bless you all.” - Bear

Huh? Dan has long hair that looks like it hasn’t been cut in several years. That was the joke. Please safely dismount the soapbox.

Of course, you’re right. IT could’ve had his little remembrance when he returned to Boston the first time. He didn’t want it then, so tough shit. Pierce helped the Celtics get a championship.

Any take on this subject that is not “pierce is petty as hell and should stop being an asshole” is objectively wrong.

You get one chance in your life to have your jersey retired, and you only get that if you’ve been an incredibly important part of an NBA franchise’s history. You’ll live, on average, 28,740 days, and ONE of those days will be the day where you get to sit back and be like “I worked my ass off for fifteen years and I’m…

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