The best role models are the people kids think are irrelevant.

I think the ad placement says more about you than about the site.  I got lady’s swimwear ads.

At least the Red Sox chose a brand to honor Ted Williams at the same time.

Why couldn’t Drake have torn his Achilles? No matter which team you support here, I feel like we can all rally behind that!

If only there were some kind of video system that could assist the referees in correcting these blown calls!

I’ve got a great idea. We could call it: Video Assistant Referees.

Every one of his tattoos looks like he got paid on Friday, went out drinking that night, then tossed his last two crumpled twenties on the counter of the dirtiest shop in town and asked “What’ll this get me?”

The Browns are going to be stacked this year. 

Bloody shark, doo doo doo doo doo doo

“walks on, walks off, walks on, walks off”

Nobody’s Watching, Nobody’s Listening, Nobody Cares or, How I Stayed the Head Coach of the Cincinnati Bengals For Sixteen Fucking Years: The Marvin Lewis Story

Impressive list of complaints from people who saw a “spa” in a strip mall and thought, “Yeah, that checks off all the boxes, I’m in.”

The problem with championship parades is that they always take place on a weekday, so when New England sends its people, they’re not sending their best. They’re not sending people who have jobs and contribute to society. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us.…

Martin Richard was 8 years old.

It’s baffling to me that Kliff Kingsbury could possibly be such an important factor that you’d enroll early USC just to be with him and then transfer away just because he’s not there. Whatever. The rule sucks and I’m sure I’ll forget about this kid in 15 minutes.

I dunno, man. The NCAA transfer rules are archaic and dumb and anti-student, but it’s not like Kif Klingsbury is that big a deal. McCoy’s a five-star, top-ten recruit at US fuckin’ C. What, the Trojans are gonna be a running team and bury him on the bench now that Kingsbury’s not around to protect him? C’mon. So if…

Uh, that headline is totally incorrect. The only thing that screwed McCoy was the NCAA.

It was one of those weird stoppages that either argument could be justified. If he had let the fight go on another two or three seconds, that wouldn’t have been a terrible choice. Neither was stopping it when he did.

Sprinkling water on your ass doesn’t get it clean. Just wet.

Sprinkling water on your ass doesn’t get it clean. Just wet.