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that first one reminds me of the best attempted dunk of all time:

But did they disrespect The Anthem?

It creates a truly authentic NFL experience when the fans can get CTE as well.

“Sad story but I’m going to be an asshole anyway.”

That’s a relief, I thought you were going to say the meat comes straight out of a dog food can.

Did I hurt the pretend sport liking boy’s feels?

Why do they call them matches instead of scripted gymnastics exhibitions?

4 is.

That’s a real bytch move bi the offycyal.

Your team is owned by a man who is buried so deep in the Presidents bucket of extra crispy that he was named ambassador to the United Kingdom.

any ace who goes over to New York or Boston just looks like a fucking soulless merc.

As if the cops could resist getting to lay down the law on some poor people.

Calls for someone with a different opinion than you to be silenced...

Same with the Gwinnett Braves name! Gwinnett of course was founded by a group of racists, and was later the home of more racists.

So...is it just my computer or does that gif really suck?

walking dog - “You should bomb that hill!”

I find drivers from both NY and MA to be just fine. All you need to do is stay the fuck out of their way. Nothing wrong with driving aggressively.

This is all staged, that’s a professional acting dog- I heard that all the dogs from the Air Bud movies are Brooks’ Brothers.

i bet he climaxes loudly