You forgot to score the dough.

Non-fans: *Reads headline*

Stare at it long enough and you’ll be convinced Jokic is crudely photoshopped in.

The Hurricanes are younger and hungrier (whatever that means)

Former UFC fighter dies.

Do the Phillies know about this thing?

Tip whatever the hell you want. You’re gonna get judged anyway.

Jack Crosbie is a doofus who is bad at his job

God forbid the children see a police officer and a couple guys in “event security” polos. They’ll never be the same.

Real commercial actors drink Miller Lite

You showed him...

The use of “young lady” by a teenager gives me the sense that he’s from a bible thumping family. So that tells me all I probably need to know about him.

Notice how Siakam bumps Irving at the top of the arc to slow him down just enough that he can keep up with him in order to swat his floater into the crowd.

Local papers in MA are reporting the woman accused of running the Florida spa was convicted of similar crimes back 2012, but given probation at the time, and just moved her business down to FL to start over.

The alleged incident took place on Feb. 14, 2017, in the parking lot of the school as the teacher was walking to her classroom.

DC only has one or two fights left until he hangs it up and the UFC doesn’t want one of those to be him and Stipe--they want it to be him and Jones again or Lesnar. Pure PPV value is the real reason.

Quick thought experiment: A bird has pooped on you outside a restaurant, and a kind bystander has offered you a paper napkin to clean yourself off. Do you use the napkin and go about your day, or do you go inside and wash off with running water in the bathroom?

Quick thought experiment: A bird has pooped on you outside a restaurant, and a kind bystander has offered you a…

Where are the glamour shots of delicious looking jerkies and fruits? Looks more like an outdated AC unit.

Where are the glamour shots of delicious looking jerkies and fruits? Looks more like an outdated AC unit.

“Fan” is a loose term here.

...to Jimmy Butler, who despite the near-toxic levels of cheese in his systemcannot make this look uncool, especially when it’s blue.