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Torrey Smith already has a great sports baby. He can afford to gamble the other.

This is a fun exercise. You guys should do this more often.

List of words that usually begin with C, but sometimes with K, ranked:

The parents of the girl in the video have not made a public statement about Bell, although The Root’s experts believe that her cousins are probably going to fuck him up.

Don’t assume their genders

“My options may seem limited by people or circumstances. It is then that I remind myself I am in command of my attitude.

...dunk

Why are you so bothered by the fact that I don’t care for this? Do you try and convince everyone you come across with an opinion that they’re wrong and need counseling?

I was only slightly bothered by the fact that a famous athlete needed another pat on the back in the form of a PR bit on social media, but your naivety has surpassed that.

Question 1, yes. Question 2, no. What does being a famous athlete have to do with good parenting?

Sure, all evidence would suggest he’s good at parenting. But let’s not ignore the obvious here—Lebron loves to pat himself on the back.

He’s mic’d up. What do you think he’d say?

Both work for teams? Both are trying to make money?

When I was initially drafting this comment yesterday, I attempted to kick the second line of text much farther down so the reader wouldn’t see it without scrolling somehow. When I published the comment, I noticed after the fact that this would not occur. I left the comment untouched and let it roll as was.

I agree—he must not have noticed it was Reaves or realized it too late. When you get put on your ass in any contact sport, then actively pursue revenge, your head needs to be on a swivel because the other guy knows what’s potentially coming their way.

plot twist: it’s pressure-induced Tourette syndrome

Someone will ask Burfict about it then, and then Cincinnati fans will know whether to be outraged or not.

I’ll shove your back and kick your soft taint

Frankly, there’s too much oozin’ and bustin’ going on out there.

when he took G2’s from OSU to mix with vodka