I’ll shove your back and kick your soft taint

Frankly, there’s too much oozin’ and bustin’ going on out there.

when he took G2’s from OSU to mix with vodka

Let’s just act like that hit wasn’t exactly what the league is trying to get rid of... CUZ COLTS!

Those Tuesday night games tho!

Seems more like the type to tweet “Chunky or smooth peanut butter??? Both!!”

Sawks!

You should probably just stay away from all sports then.

What do you do to pick up other coworkers when they are down

When you started an Insta social media beef and someone finishes it in real life, you know you fucked up.

Was gonna go with the “great coaching” angle, but 2014 lined up perfectly.

2014 was a magical year, friend.

“OOOOOH BABBBBY WHAT IS YOU DOIINNNNN”

This seems more Jezebel’s speed...

McGregor looks like the good guy for, well, not initiating a chaotic brawl.

Why is “chain wrestling” the buzz word of this fight? Iaquinta has some wrestling background at least and Khabib didn’t want to get caught by a last minute replacement. UFC 148 was six years ago, get a new angle.

It’s cool that the beer tosser made up for that heinous act. It’s even cooler that he posted that video of the A’s fan getting grinded on by someone who definitely isn’t his girlfriend. What a guy!

They’re preparing us for the nuclear war.

That’s a pretty dangerous play. Did you see the way he whipped his head towards the ground first? The NFL should review these types of plays and probably hand out fines from now on.

They’ll still give it to him. Whether he relieves them or not.