Nothing says “I don’t give a shit about gift-giving” like a good ol’ can of lysol under the tree.

The Gambler

Both sides are laughing. I’d guess.

I don’t get the reference here.

It does on the online.

Andre Drummond just crop-dusted the hell out of the post and JaVale McGee is about to save his friend and teammate from overexposure.  

Damn, they suck.

I’d take that bet.

Simple solution: No more sliding allowed or it’s a penalty.

Clearly the bluetooth fire pit is so you can customize the color of the flame from your couch. Get with it, dude. And the wireless toaster—I don’t know about you, but my mornings are hectic and a well-toasted english muffin in the middle of rush hour traffic really helps keep me focused on the day ahead.

Damn, even the NBA can’t help but drop a deuce on the Suns with their PR efforts.

You have difficulty reading so I’m helping you.

Feel free...

Your mother’s ass is calling. It wants you back.

False.

Did you just assume my gender?

You forgot to log back into your burner account.

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Someone on the backend redirected me to this Jezebel article from Deadspin. Please look into this mistake. Thx.

Should he stick around to stitch up the wounds?