I can’t believe George Lucas drives a motherfucking Jeep.

I don’t hear Rodgers defending Norwegians when fans chant “VIKINGS SUCK”!

How did Washington’s lawyers gain access to my browser history?

Winning is also anathema to Mark Shapiro’s way of doing business.

Sounds like a no Nguyen situation.

I would have sent off about 4 players for their terrible fucking haircuts alone. They could go start a shitty ska band or something.

Except that wasn’t a handball. Arm was down and didn’t move into the ball. The ball moved into the arm. Geiger was right here.

Price’s save percentage is impressive, but there’s only so much he can do when his wife pulls the goalie.

Goodell: Two games!

Egging on the guy to shoot the other guy in the head.

I was there and taking note of people who were wearing Kane jerseys, and the most common denominator seemed to be “man wearing flat brim hat standing around the bar area watching the Cubs.”

Just because it’s exciting doesn’t mean we should do it. We should have the best team in the NL and AL play eachother in the first round. Loser goes home. Not fair? WHO CARES IT’S EXCITING BASEBALL! I’m sorry but the second best team in all of baseball shouldn’t need to “do a little bit of extra work for a playoff…

Truth. I think most Saints fans are unsurprised by how things are going.

23 years and it couldn't happen to a least deserving fanbase or group of guys. Gonna be just like the motherfucking Royals last year. At least try to act like you've been there before. Try.

How do they keep winning? 6 Games against Buffalo, Miami and The NY Jets sure help.

Police were surprised to learn that the knife was fake, as they’d legitimately believed it was real for a long time, although some of the smarter ones had had their doubts.