As anything else, like chicken.

First sentence, fine. You don’t think he’s worth much. Second sentence starts off promisingly, but goes so far off the rails it’s just a smoldering pile of ashes beside the track.

A HOT DOG ISN’T A SAN-oh, I see what you did there.

I wrote my name on the wall in chalk.

“Take only photographs; Leave only memories.”

Or, just play it safe every time. Always say “thanks for calling, I’m going to hang up and call right back to ensure I’m talking to the right people”. If it’s really your credit card company, they won’t be insulted and they’ll thank you for taking the extra step to protect your account. If it’s a scammer, they’ll try…

It’s called sportsmanship. Simple.

No.

GOOD.

Given that their candidate isn’t fit for a cohesive or respectful debate, I’d say CNN is spot on.

He wouldn’t backtrack. He’d go so low it would be glorious. That would be the election, right there. He wouldn’t hold back - every vulgarity, every accusation (true or otherwise), everything would just come pouring out of his psychotic head. And Bill would just stand there and take it, because he’s been dealing with…

Cheerios are good, but Pumpkin Spice Cheerios? Only acceptable if he is using it to lure in middle upper class white women.

Yes, certainly a hero. He’s right up there with all of those Metal Medal of Honor winners who are also heros heroes.

You’d better hope there aren’t any witnesses, then. And that the investigators in your area suck at their jobs.

You can leave it blank and only check off the boxes that you want to check off. I don’t remember if we have the ability to write in candidates - not every state does, I think?

He’s a local lightweight drug dealer wannabe, so his muscle gets out of the car too.

When they get out? Run them down, and you’re going to jail. If that’s all they do, you’ve committed assault. Kill them, and you’ve committed murder.

Ear protection at the indoor range is for pussies with weak genes.

Then you’re an idiot. Because there’s more on the ballot than just the presidential candidates, and there are more presidential candidates than the two major party candidates. If you stay home because you don’t like Trump or Clinton, you’re allowing all the current Senators and Representatives who are up for…

What, you mean a jar of Ragu isn’t what they use back in Italy? That can’t be right. It says “real authentic Italian” right there on the label.