Two words, Robert: wireless earbuds.

I was going to post the exact same thing, and damn if your comment wasn’t the very first one I came across.

I knew a guy in the mid-90's who committed suicide by driving his car off the third floor of a parking garage. Everyone was so sad for him. I was pissed. It wasn’t the middle of the night, it was evening. There were people around. He could have easily landed on someone. Guy was an asshole.

Their religion tells them differently. That’s the problem. They figure they’ll burn in hell, but at least they’ll have the satisfaction of taking out their target while they’re roasting.

A gun at its point of origin - the factory - is a legal weapon, though. We’re entering the age of 3D printed guns and true, homemade guns were always a thing, but the vast, vast majority of guns that turn up in cases like this were once legal weapons. They were either bought legally and then something happened to them…

I want to know how this girl got a gun.

If Gawker had had competent managers, you’d still be writing there instead of at a sub-blog of fucking Deadspin.

1975. I never did.

Circus was the shit in the mid-80's and your breakdown of its competitors - Hit Parader, Rip, et al - is spot on.

Some say it’s gauche to speak ill of the dead. I say, fuck that. She was an evil cunt who should have died decades ago and I’m happy she’s finally gone. I almost wish she could have lasted another two months so she could see a woman elected president, but no - every day of earth without her on it is better than than…

Right?

Interesting! I’ll have to give that a try.

An average 20-pound watermelon will give you about 66 3/4-inch thick wedges

That’s fine for you. Lots of people would have a problem standing around on the street naked.

As a guy, just a pair of shorts. If for no other reason than the possibility that I need to evacuate the house in a hurry and I don’t want to be out on the street naked.

But... those chairs are pointless. When you sit on an exercise ball, you get a slight workout for your core muscles because you’re responsible for balancing yourself on a ball. The ball can move underneath you. If the ball is mounted in a chair with four legs, you no longer have to work to balance yourself. It’s…

But... those chairs are pointless. When you sit on an exercise ball, you get a slight workout for your core muscles…

So, if we’re not worried about gas making the bag explode, and the major problem is that there’s too much liquid, there might be two solutions...

At this point, it’s still not clear exactly how these streams will work

The way I look at flying Spirit [...] If someone paid me $250, would I be willing to sit cramped on a plane for 5 hours there and 5 hours back? You betcha.

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