That’s true. Happened to my next door neighbor. One day his wife woke up next to a Mexican guy and her husband was nowhere to be found. Apparently this guy had boldly come across the border a few weeks before, completely assumed my neighbor’s persona, and hoped nobody would notice.

“They’re not as perfectly bifurcated”?

The “terror” (not literally terror, but metaphorically speaking) is new to me and to the person I was replying to. Because he and I both discovered this in recent years. His line was:

I’m not a DIY guy, or even very knowledgable about stuff like this at all, in general. When my wife and I bought this house a few years ago, I took all the outlet covers off the wall so I could paint them. I just left the holes in the wall exposed, figured it was no more dangerous than it is when the cover’s on. My…

Correct. That goes for body text especially. COPPERPLATE GOTHIC BOLD FOR EVERYTHING.

Trolling. Just a wee joke, playing on the ‘salmon’ part of ‘salmonella’. In truth, it’s a lift from a joke used on Archer.

We’re talking about milk, not salmon, ding-dong.

And the work thing is really the key there. I may have oversimplified or glossed-over the fact that yes, if you really worked at it, you can score lots of stuff at insane discounts.

If the rain ever lets up today, I’m supposed to go shopping. I’ll make a note of what the cereal aisle looks like as far as prices. I never buy generics on cereal - mainly because I don’t eat the stuff (the kids do) but also because the times I’ve tried the generics, I didn’t like them. This is one of those things…

That look(ed) great. But it was pretty short-lived. Was it forced to shut down?

I don’t clip paper grocery coupons anymore, and it’s not because I don’t like saving money. Three reasons.

Billions of people the world over, generation after generation, for thousands of years, have made the transition from child to adult without turning into a psychopath. Don’t act like you or me or anyone else who made it to adulthood without turning out badly is the exception. We’re the norm. Not her.

There is no voter fraud. And until you get that stone cold fact through your head, there’s no sense in continuing this discussion.

The fact that you can ask that question only proves that you have done nothing to try to find an answer.

I’m not going to waste my time debunking the voter impersonation fraud myth when so many people have already done it so well.

I completely agree. I thought the ending on the Trump piece was a little weak - the whole “Drumpf” thing - but overall, he did a pretty good job. I’m a little surprised he never said that the word “trump” is a real English word though. I mean, he alluded to it, saying that people have come to equate his name with…

I thought the voter ID one was pretty good - not one of his top ten best, but pretty good. Because it highlighted the same tactic used by the republicans in the anti-abortion piece: they lost the battle, so they’re making it hard as fuck to actually use the system. They can’t outright ban people from voting, but they…

I don’t disagree with that. But that’s also not a solution. What happens to the people who you said can’t be hired in the private sector and who shouldn’t be hired by the government?

IMO, this was an outlier. Last week’s show was outstanding and shone a light on state anti-abortion tactics that are not getting mainstream attention. Let’s see what happens next week. I really think this one was an outlier.

Too many people in the federal government only have jobs there because they can’t cut it in the private sector.