Christ on a cracker. This goes against the advice of literally, not figuratively, every writer and editor I’ve ever read.

Every time I read about another high-profile person leaving a Gawker-owned site, I can’t help but think of the metaphor about rats and sinking ships.

Lots of people use it as a joke, as you described... but many others use it as an insult or a method of killing a complaint someone’s making so they don’t have to hear about it anymore.

Yeah. It’s all about ethics in comics journalism, man. #comicgate

In my 12-team fantasy league, three people have a player from either the Browns or the Ravens. The rest of us were done with week 12 last night.

Yeah, 10 or 12 thousand people a year dead and tens of thousands more injured, mass shootings in schools, churches and clinics literally - not figuratively - every week.... but it’s just a handful of people that are responsible for all of it. Just a few. Like... seven. About seven people are responsible for all the…

Yeah, his outrage that a multimillion dollar corporation wouldn’t pony up a few thousand dollars for their employee who got brutally shot and killed while doing her job is completely ridiculous.

Oh, fuck you. Look, I know it’s fashionable to bash white guys these days, and I’m the last person to say that a lot of it isn’t warranted. I let a ton of it run right off my back, because when someone bitches about the evil white guys, I know they’re not talking about me because though I’m white, I’m not evil.

My snark-free advice: don’t buy based on the free game. You’ll probably enjoy either one. And seriously reconsider the 500gb. You’re better off attaching an external SSD. You’d be paying - essentially - $50 for 500GB of storage by upgrading to the 1TB drive. You can do a lot better than that (in terms of value) with…

My snark-free advice: don’t buy based on the free game. You’ll probably enjoy either one. And seriously reconsider…

Based on the anecdotal evidence which I’ve observed just now, but which I’m certain must hold universally true, Twitter is simply too cruel and too violent for men.

“The guys behind can’t believe he wasted his beer!”

So, I’m reading all these comments about child porn and legalities and all this real heavy stuff, and I get to your comment, and I read the bit about the fake crystals, and I don’t think much of it, and then I hit the word “fudgsicle” and I fucking lose it. I swear to god, I have tears running down my goddamn face.

Yeah, well, fuck commenters who comment on people’s comments about comments to point out comments commenting on comment...ers... who... shit. I’m lost.

Of course kids should be killable. Otherwise, what’s the point, right? Everything should be on the table, and why stop there? Players should be able to torture kids, too. I mean, if it’s an open world, you have to be able to torture a kid. Rape, too. Yep. Maybe someone wants to “role-play, like in a real Fallout game”…

Two related thoughts:

In general, I support extended celebrations of anything, at any time.

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Seriously? I mean, I know you think you’re being so clever and edgy and sarcastic, but... seriously?

Tosh had this one right, though he was talking about Farve and not Manning.

“Case closed!”