To fix scratches on furniture, apply salad dressing.

Thanks for proving my point. We’re done here.

Who said there’s no correlation between health and nutrition? I didn’t. Where I take issue is the blanket condemnation of “Corporations”. They’re not all evil. They’re not all run by lunatics and murderers. In fact, most of them aren’t. But that’s a distinction lost on the person I was replying to, and probably you as…

“Don’t worry. Corporations have your best interests in mind...” is what I read here.

This is why you should steer clear of anything that has fructose-anything in the food. Fructose is almost certainly bad for you since in any cases where it is used in large numbers, it has high obesity issues that come with.

Maybe he’d have more titles if he wasn’t so busy trying to make lame viral videos with Olivia Munn. THINK ABOUT IT.

Are you really so touchy about guns that any mention of them in anything but positive terms makes you upset? The guns were mentioned because she landed on them. Had the couch been piled up with electric guitars, the sentence would have been “and threw her onto a couch full of electric guitars”. There was no…

Second, what does it mean when performing artists are banned for art they created in the past?

I’m not paying for television via the internet, I’m paying for internet access and television separately and they happen to share a line into my house. You can buy one without the other, you know.

Hulu vs. Netflix, huh? Okay. I think I’ll watch... Bob’s Burgers. Which service should I use? Let’s see what Netflix has... okay, they have all the episodes in the first four seasons with no ads. Let’s see what Hulu has... 21 episodes. With ads. Or I can pay $4 more than what Netflix charges and get no ads.

You must be under 30. You have to be.

Ho-ho-hooooly shit that is fucking dark, dude.

Doesn’t matter what we think, really. Every time there’s a change announced ahead of time, people complain, and then it goes live anyway.

Where am I supposed to pile up all my junk? Extra toilet paper, power tools, boxes of batteries?

Thanks for saving me the trouble of writing all that out myself ;)

That’s not entirely fair, though. A tricked out desktop PC is always going to outperform a Macbook, even the Macbook Pros, often. Now, a tricked out desktop PC vs. a high-end iMac? Or a well-equipped Mac Pro? That’s a little different. There’s more overlap in performance between the two platforms. At that point,…

Still nope. The way this thing’s price keeps dropping, I’m holding out for them to pay me to take it. Which should be in about six months.

Still nope. The way this thing’s price keeps dropping, I’m holding out for them to pay me to take it. Which should…

Agreed. Initially, I think she had the stink of Justice League Detroit on her, but after her excellent revival in the Justice League animated series and the comics of that era, I see no reason she can’t be an A-lister. Hopefully her joining the ranks of the Arrow universe, albeit in animated form, will have some great…

I’ve starred a couple of comments that I thought were funny, this was the first one that made me literally laugh out loud. Kudos, sir or madam.

And the other’s nickname is Jesse.