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Conor is amazing. He has been flying low with a devoted base for over a decade.

Calling yourself a “mover and shaker” should be a red flag to anyone who lets you into their personal lives.

Headline: Conor Oberst Compares Being Falsely Accused of Rape to Car Crash

that’s fair! and thanks for sharing :)

You comment once on Jezebel and then you’re done. Congratulations, Grieving Achievement Unlocked!

No. The story about the false rape accusation was reported on Jez when it originally happened. So it makes sense to report on this interview. In addition, here is a man who was falsely accused of rape but still takes the time to express empathy for women who are raped and discomfort at the thought of his story being

I mean, who could blame you?

Strange white supremacist mating ritual...

And just what is wrong with spiders? Some of my best friends are spiders.

Mine were these two right here:

ROBIN HOOD FOR LIFE <3 <3 <3

I saw the comment you replied to and my first thought was, “Somebody’s going to bring up Robin Hood.” You were prompt! (Everybody loves that Robin Hood.)

Simba is where it’s at!

Fozzie the Bear when I was really little and Weasley Crusher when I was about 6.

One good thing about having a crush on a cartoon character when you’re a kid is that you will never have to interact with them later on as an adult. Fox Robin Hood will never tweet awkward shit to me about maybe going on a date sometime. That crush can stay in the past where it belongs.

The crush is mutual. Meet me in the sewer

Your little sister knows what’s up. My first crush was Robin Hood. The fox from the Disney movie.

My little sister’s first crushes were Donatello and Darkwing Duck, so yeah.

You said you would be dating like a beast once you're established, which implied to me that you're not dating like a beast now. And I just find that mentality so sad. If you think money is the real reason women like you, then you'll never really respect any of the women who date you, and that makes it a lot harder to