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It might be cheaper to have a few taken in?

Please share why?

My exact thoughts were, “This dude gets to go to Hawaii for “work” and I can’t even take MBCock out for a drink after commenting on a week night happy hour”.

God damn, man.

Anytime I make a similar statement most of my friends tell me I’m not mature enough to handle modern television. So condescending.

They put those albums on the same list as a VANILLA ICE ALBUM??

This was lovely. Let’s talk about some other movies you like.

Honestly, though, no one human needs to be this attractive?

Like, under no circumstances ever should you ever be gray so this is a good thing.

He’s a well-known money launderer who also helps other rich people cover their tracks with real estate and developments. He’s kind of a horrible person but has a nice smile and is charming so lots of people who know him give him a pass.

BOOOOOM

She seems like one? She is so involved in charities, though.

It is. :)

“sweet angel princess pup”

Maybe meetups instead of dating apps (which are the worst)? Dating is really, really hard. But there are lots of people out there who would be thrilled for your company and share your interests.

Holy shit.

lol

Because judgment frequently allows us to weed out losers? Duh.