Because when you draft THE stretch 5, you really should commit free cap space to a center with no offensive skills, and that would’ve played for the Knicks for the league minimum.

Might have to cut her cable chord. Then she can’t watch Fox News anymore

Despite the millions you’ve earned, you seem to have never learned anything about statistics. You would be one of the characters described in this book: https://www.amazon.com/Outliers-Story-Success-Malcolm-Gladwell/dp/0316017930

Should’ve picked yourself up by the bootstraps in the womb like the rest of us

Concussion protocol?

Lucky Steve. When I ask Pop a question, he tells me to look in the bucket. It’s always been filled with Boris Diaw’s coffee shits

That’s cold-blooded milk right there

It must really suck to be his wife, ex wife, or kids

Some other Kinja-er argued with me both after week 1 and week 2 that both of these websites were fine, and that media reports were being unfair. Where’s that idiot now?

How does this man walk outside every day, if he’s so afraid of the non-white world?

Nope, never actually even been to the city. But we probably have some mutual friends/aquiantances

Something tells me it was in a city that rhymes with Shmitsburgh, an owner that rhymes with Looney, and a school that’s name involves cover from the sun

Him and Trump need to go live on an island alone

This is 100% truthful on my end: I have never been to Kentucky, and I’ve entered into the south (Atl) for one weekend in my life. But I did work for a team that competes with lousiville. If I knew about this in 2011 from recruits that didn’t sign with Louisville, Pitino knew

Who do we think paid for the boobs, her husband or Daddy? 1:10 odds it’s Daddy

Besides playing games in strange locations (my college used to bring in NBA teams with former players and draw 10,000 for the game...), why is there a month of preseason bball? There’s at most 2 roster spots up for grabs, and the players already have to pace themselves like crazy to make it through 82 games to the…

Damn, that’s really rough. A year after college, at a CBB game for our school at MSG, I ran into a girl I had one of those weird friendships with in college, where we never did bang, but both her friends and my friends knew that we both were intruiged with the idea. On top of her ignoring my friend that she knows, she…

On my last date alone, I: 1. accidentally texted her instead of my friend while waiting to meet her-luckily the text was not about her, unluckily though, it was wishing my friend luck in his quest to get ladies numbers; 2. the aforementioned rachel/rebecca near mixup when we were thinking out loud about nicknames…

Any idea how to find the full video?

Considering he looks like a coder who hasn’t left his chair in 8 years, and is a top-shelf hockey player, number 1