The date juggling of alcohol hitting your system, while talking to a girl, and trying to avoid mentioning mom, sisters, or stories that involve ex girlfriends is way too hard. On a date last week, I nearly forgot her name was Rachel, not Rebecca, and almost called her the wrong name

“I golf at the most diverse golf club. We recently allowed a black man to be a lawnmower” - Jim Nantz on Augusta National

God Damn!

Have you ever been in a Turkish prison?

In his mind he must “win” every moment. Hence why can’t apologize, accept blame, etc., as well as always turns issues into calamaties. His insecurities drive everything to exist in the now. His lack of impulse control is startlingly horrible

He might not be a McDavid, but then again maybe only Gretzky will be on the same level. Eichel is more than legit. You can, in time, win a Cup with him as the centerpiece

As a hockey fan, I wish I knew the season was starting. Dead serious, I had no idea

Maximum flash, minimal of minimal substance. Like his brain, mouth, and politics

Hand him the Fat Guy Touchdown MVP and shutdown the game

Chip Kelly’s had a couple of quotes about Kaep’s weight not being high enough (since he became a vegan), which strikes me as odd b/c Kaep easily weighs 30-45 more pounds than Gabbert

Kenny Zzzzzz Albert

It’s Goodell, so you can be suspended just for breathing

But the runner is not down by contact

Rich hedgefunders and PE guys will kill you before these tax codes are changed

I wonder if part of it is he blames them for his business failings. And is made the baseball “family” didn’t back him up as well

Went shorthand there, meant from a standpoint of random military drug tests, and then very vaguely, the military tribunal system. NFL has positioned itself in this similar type of way is whats I meant

Instead of just writing in the rulebook: weed is illegal, and not actually having it on the agreement of testables, the NFL has said that they have to test it b/c the government classifies it as illegal. They literally act is if they are the military

Crazy to think he shared clubhouses with African-Americans, Hispanics, and East Asians for 20 years

Have we seen him with the bloody sock since? Makes you think

RIP Kinja