I buy fresh flowers for my house weekly. Once my boyfriend picked me up flowers just because and it is my favorite thing he has ever done for me.

She looked like me every time I accidentally sack my boyfriend.

How do I fuck up show lotion? I would love for it to work. Enlighten me. What brand do you use? How do you use it?

omg this was me too. We can shame together.

This was on sale at costco so I bought it. Now I have one in my office, in my gym bag, in my bedroom and in my bathroom. IT’S SO GOOD. Why did I only discover it now?

Shower lotion doesn’t work. period.

Put lotion on it. Wait about 20 minutes. Apply a thing layer of vaseline over top. Go to sleep. Sounds weird, but it works. I had to do it to my whole face in the winter when nothing else works (and I am a moisturizer freak...) and it worked overnight.

Question because you sound like you know lots about this stuff. I have two rescue dogs who I love forever and ever for their mutliness and awesomeness. But I am obsessed with french bulldogs. Sometimes I think about having one and tear up with joy. Is it even possible to get one without being an awful human being? I…

Omg this face says it all.

Please inform me if you start this blog.

80’s baby here. I have to cover all the mirrors in my bedroom because of this.

You must be fun at parties.

Oh yeah, I thought Rhianna was adorable for the voice for Tip. It was one of the few things I enjoyed about the movie.

I ended up clicking on the link to this house

Yessssssssssssssss

Except for the ten years that they most likely knew about it but did nothing?

How is this not helpful to anyone? It is helpful to start charging these assholes who feel they have a right to your body so that men start to understand that their actions are not okay and have consequences. I have been raped and sexually assaulted. Both more than once. I will not sit by and let someone grab me,…

Umm, excuse me... my dogs are nine and are going to live forever. Okay?

I am so sorry, but I’m laughing so hard at this.

Ughhhhhhhhhh