BRB gotta get engaged just so i can buy this.

My local watering hole of choice is called the “Lafayette” but we all call it the Laff for obvious reasons, one of which is that we are lazy. The use of “laff” made me thirsty.

I love her. I loved the Office and I loved their fake relationship. I will read anything she writes and I will continue to pretend that the last season of the Mindy Project was good. I have the biggest girl-crush on her. So yes, I will read this book.

There was a part of “Is Everyone Hanging out Without Me?” that kinda gave me that impression.

shit, girl. We’ve all been there.

So my friend weighs 100 pounds more than me, has bigger measurements than me but wears sizes at least two sizes smaller than I do. It depends on how they’re comfortable. My friend is comfortable with pants sitting on a different part of her body/ squeezing in to things, etc. It’s a possibility that she does wear the…

Holy fuck that’s terrifying. I used to work at a company that only ever fired people on Pay day Friday after lunch. The tension in the office every second Friday was fucking palpable. Everyone watched their backs. We also started a routine of going to the bar across the street for a drink every lunch on payday Friday.

wat? Excuse me while I rethink all my life and financial decisions ever...

I work with a lot of Fair Trade orgs and efforts and that is a conversation we always have to have. Capitalism was designed off of slavery and therefore pretty much everything we buy has some connection to it (iron ore from Brazil slaves is imported in to pretty much every vehicle, etc..). At this point you have to…

Hahaha my boyfriend is a 36 and we had this experience the other day! I mean, I have it all the time in the Women’s department but I figured men’s clothes are usually a little more forgiving in sizing. Nope. WTF, H&M?

So I just discovered their compression pants and I need the flower pair. Right now. However, the ratings say they are sized ridiculously small so I’m nervous about my sizing. How do you find them? I wear pants in 12-14... Will the 1x fit me? Should I get the 2x?

Yeah my partner was with his ex for 7 years before meeting me and had 3 kids with her. It would be super weird to not ever hear anything about her/ his past with her. On the other hand, I was with my ex for 5 years and I think the only thing he really knows is “he did a lot of drugs and was a jerk who cheated on me a…

Yeah, man! Movies were made for toe painting, weren’t they?

Ah I wish we had something like that where I live!!

I always wonder about this and then I try to give the benefit of the doubt that the cell was propped somewhere. I also watch these without sound, so it’s easier to believe.

Yes! They are uncomfortable and my neck always hurts and what if there is lice on the seat and then it gets in my hair? Also some people are just annoying. Can you crunch your popcorn any louder? Do you really have to go see a movie when you have a cold and are coughing every five minutes and sneezing/sniffling? I…

I am imagining all the ways this could be used accidentally and actually cackling at my desk. Happy Friday, people!

Kate, you really spoke to me here. I walked in PP in the theaters thinking I was going to hate it and then ended up seeing it twice because I convinced another friend group that they HAD TO SEE IT AND I WILL GO WITH THEM TO SEE IT AGAIN! I don’t particularly like theaters, so this was a big deal for me. I am SOO…

I completely understand you. Is there a pill for this?!?! We need it!

I’m in a different situation in that I am in a relationship where I have three step children. They are all boys and the youngest was 2 when I got with his dad (I was 25). I always said I’d be totally fine adopting a child but my biological clock and empty womb are just getting worse. I look at these beautiful boys and…