Okay, this has been how my day has been going too. Every time I get even a little happy I think about how much I wish I could adopt that dog and love her forever and then I check to see if someone’s adopted her and no one has and it makes me so sad!

What kind of mental backflips do these assholes have to do to justify themselves to the point where they would continue this type of discourse after trial WHEN EVERYONE KNOWS THAT THE VICTIMS WERE UNARMED AND YOUR LIFE WAS NOT IN DANGER. How fucked up do you have to be to convince yourself of this despite the clear…

Nailed it.

This happens to me too! I mean, I’m just a crier... I cry when I see something cute, I cry when something happy happens, I cry when I’m frustrated.... In my head I have all these snappy comebacks but outwardly I’m all tears.

I still do it.. to my boyfriend.. all the time.. I make them as dirty as possible. It never gets old. He’s all “UGH. WHY DID YOU DO THAT? NOW IT’S FILTHY?” and I’m all “YEAH WELL NOT AS FILTHY AS YOUR MOM WAS LAST NIGHT.”

My mom is my best friend. I would be so glad if my mom was there. Otherwise, I’d have to find my phone in a blind rage to call her.

oh my god. I can’t imagine getting that call at work with all your coworkers around. I once got a text that I read right as I was walking back in to the main part of my office from lunch that said my ex had slept with a mutual friend that weekend. That in itself was terrible to see/go through while in front of…

In a situation like this? Yes. Absolutely, 100%. I would tell him what he was doing was WRONG and that I did not raise him to be a complete dickhead. I would give him the opportunity to come clean and make things right himself but in the end, if he decided not to, I would rat.

THIS IS THE CUTEST THING I HAVE EVER HEARD. My ovaries hurt and my left ring finger feels so lonely. haha

Are you serious? Because I have this beanie baby. I even have a protector case and cover on it. As I do all other 500 beanie babies I stupidly bought as a kid.

This is the best ever.

I’ve never had to arrange a funeral before, but others I’ve talked to said that some of this establishment’s policies — most notably, dragging me out of my own wife’s funeral, in order to demand the $15,000 RIGHT THEN AND THERE — are significantly out of the norm.

These and TLC’s a baby story.

OHMYGODOHMYGOD.

I am so jealous right now.

I have to have these.

After successfully growing my natural nails out for the first time ever without them breaking... I had them for about two weeks until they all started breaking. I am now caving and going to get fakes put back on. Hopefully I can find a cheap and good quality one!

There’s a girl at my gym that my friend and I always call Zoey Deschanel. Not to her face, but we’ll be like “Hey, I haven’t seen Zoey here in a while” or “let’s get ready on the other side, Zoey is using the mirror over there right now.”

I work on a large university campus. One of my coworkers used to always think she saw me in the gym when I wasn’t there. “Why didn’t you tell me you were going to the gym at lunch! I went too!”. Once she said she had almost went up to surprise “me” and thankfully stopped in time to realize it was not me before scaring…