I wish. I always hate myself while I do this. I still do it. Crying in to a tub of Ben and jerrys is the story of my life.

My step son has mild autism. I hate reading all this stuff thinking one day he will read it and think that it's a big deal. He's great the way he is and while I am thankful it isn't severe... I wouldn't change him!

I find that bread makes me feel gross and the only way for me to maintain a healthy weight or to lose weight is to eat a high protein low carb diet. I do not preach it because I know everyone is different. Two kinds of people piss me off to eat around; those that think bread is poison and want me to passionately agree…

I have a friend whose baby is allergic to EVERYTHING so she had to change the whole family to a vegan diet. Her baby grew in to a quite healthy toddler. Anecdotal but it's something. She is also very careful and a well educated nurse so I'm sure she is smarter than the average person about this.

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Oh good. When I heard about this line I had a moment of being sad that Target is pulling out of Canada. Now I don't have to be. Thanks for doing this and that stripe dress looks fabulous on you!

When I wake up at 5AM my dog looks at my all sleepy and slowly gets up and follows me to the bathroom. She sleeps on the bathmat while I shower and do my hair and makeup. I don't think there will ever be a time where she would rather "be at home" while I am out.

Seriously. My dog wants to go EVERYWHERE WITH ME. She is always sad when I leave and has never been unhappy to be with me on random car rides, even if it's not going anywhere exciting. Obviously I don't bring my 70 pound dog in to the grocery store with me or anything ridiculous. But I will take her with me wherever I…

I should not have read that right after breakfast. While menstruating.

Cries over space heater

I pretend to everyone at work that I don't smoke. I just like to go for walks outside. In subzero temperatures.

In in Ottawa and it was raining this morning BUT IT WAS ABOVE 0 SO WHO CARES. Bring on spring! (...please?... I just looked outside and it is now snowing)

I'm usually in the drive-thru and if I don't specify I get the "uhh.. what would you like in it?" like I'm an idiot. Maybe I should just go in more?

Might as well throw some lemonaid in there, cause I'm down with mixing drinks! [and races].

I commented somewhere else that I frequently order a "Tall Black Blonde" and then feel weird and have to add "roast" awkwardly afterward.

hahaha That's hilariously Canadian! I once ordered a "tall black blond" at starbucks and the guy kinda paused for a minute. Then I added "roast" after an awkward pause.

I actually had nightmares about it which is not something that ever happens to me. It was amazing.

No. Nooo. This is not okay.

My partner is 31 and I complained that I had to pee while we were hiking (a hike that is not so remote that there aren't portable toilets about, it was just a waiting game to get to one). After I complained about how badly I had to pee he was like "oh yeah! I have to pee too. Wait a minute) and proceeded to piss in a…

You are my hero.