“body positive” and obesity have no place together. Body positive has become the new “I’m fat and tired of trying, so now I love myself”.

This is great and I fully support this. Although, how does one deal with the specter of STDs?

This sounds like something 16 year old me would write. Except 16 year old me knew how to break his writing into paragraphs.

There doesn’t exist a woman alive who can’t pull more dick than her current male partner

As someone who can’t get a date in real life, I can attest to not getting a date in the cyber either.

I just fucking know he’s going to win a second term, too. Mother of Christ.

“I rarely have full-blown all-three-holes sex with a stranger, but I have.

And soon automated computer-driven electric steering and braking will remove the inefficiencies of the human in achieving a higher speed around the Nurburgring (*can’t find the umlaut button).

This is what American cops are afraid will happen if they couldn’t shoot anyone that looks at them funny.

Trump endorsed your mom?!

edit to note that the refrigerator trailer can have a diesel tank, doh.

Refrigerated trailers have their own diesel tanks.

Here you go — FIFY ... Funny how all nutjobs read the same right? Only difference is the one above your faux-angst gushes over how terrible it was, the one below you would cheer.

When will Fusion be covering the guy who was killing people for being white? Just kidding, we all know you won’t.

Okay, I certainly feel for the guy and am angered at the disgusting bigotry of those people, but seriously, carry conceal is allowed in Memphis. If the guy didn’t have a CCW, then whether the zoo allows guns or not is moot since the guy broke the law. Hell, even if he DOES have a CCW, he broke the law by brandishing…

So this “good boy” was bringing meth over that could have killed any number of other people, but instead he killed himself with it. I’m not exactly in tears over this, stupidity or cruelty may have caused it but I’m finding it hard to dig out the sympathy.

Uhhh. Don’t drink the liquid. Go back to your family to say good bye and wait for the cartel to kill you. Hell no, I would have never drank any of that shit. Fuck that.

Why didn’t he just, you know, admit it’s not juice and not drink it?

Do you really think that’s what’s happened here?

“Prove that isn’t a gun. Put it to your head and pull the trigger.”