I genuinely don’t get everyone’s outrage over fabletics. I have been a subscriber for almost 2 years now, and I legit love it. I read the fine print when I first ordered, so I knew full-well that in order to get the cheap first outfit I would have to sign up for a monthly subscription. I also read the part that said…

what ever is on clearance in TJMaxx.

I do think the NFL’s rulebook is way too fucking obtuse. Whether or not the officials are getting worse or they’re simply struggling to keep up with an ever-expanding rulebook, I have no idea. What I know is that it’s yet another factor that’s pushing me away from the NFL this year.

Nah, it was Don!

But he can step off making fun of Ina Garten. That woman is a damned good cook, and her recipes always work. You know if you’re using something she wrote, it has been tested to within an inch of its life and the results are reproducible. Sure, she’s privileged, but she owns it and she is good at what she does.

Adam Richman is an asshole and I liked him much better when he was fat. Anthony Bourdain should feel free to make fun of him. Guy Fieri is an easy target- Bourdain needs to raise his insult game.

Fuck that guy.

I get it, Matthew Mills. I too cannot believe that it ever happened. I can’t believe that someone killed twenty first graders and 6 school employees. I get that it’s impossible to accept that all that happened and still not a single thing has changed in our gun laws. I further can’t believe that the gun lobby and…

Thank you Hillary. This is a story that makes me smile because the badass women are getting shit done. And makes me furious that it has taken badass women who can get shit done, to get shit done because all the fucking men who run shit found a way to get all the weed smokers in jail but not the fucking rapists.

A friend of mine showed up at a (regular dress) dinner club party wearing this mask, a white bathrobe, and hooves she’d made out of paper.

Dude, this purse looks like it’s made out of the same human skin leather as the spell book from Hocus Pocus.

(Sarah Koenig voice) But what would a woman who fux with boy shorts and pasties... be doing on Backpage?

Leggings will be pants til the day I die

Why I gotta wear more clothes than Jesus in Church tho.

I think it means that the kids will live in the suburban cookie cutter developments, since they have fewer urban amenities and are thus less desirable, while their rich parents buy the cool urban lofts and dine out at the wine bar every night downtown.

Not my Rob Ford crack pipe though, that stays at home!

My RA in college told us once that she had gone on a date with a Harvard guy and she was feeling very insecure about the whole thing. So she decided if there was a lull in the conversation, she would ask “So, have you read any Ionesco lately?”