Don’t wish harm on anyone too much but I hope Bortles pokes his finger on a pine needle and burns his mouth with gravy, then bangs his head on a headboard while getting plowed by his wifes strap-on. Go Titans.

I’m gonna go jerk off in front of a Christmas tree in times square now, no one will notice

Here’s a hot take, it was recently discovered Blake Bortles is the love child of Steve Young and Zeus.