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I’m about 99% sure you’re correct on that, PWC reps had to have the entire list memorized specifically so they can step in when shit like last year’s faux pas happens or if there’s an envelope misprint. They also have 2 complete sets of envelopes and they each arrive in separate cars that take separate routes to the

I think that’s possible/probable. The direction in that movie was really excellent. All of this is just making me even more mad at Kevin Spacey because fuck that guy.

Almost cried when they announced Greta Gerwig for a direction nomination! Also, so so so so so happy “Get Out” is getting so much Academy love. Probably some of the best proof that they’re becoming more diverse and open minded so far. Though with “Baby Driver” being up for editing, I wonder if it would have done

Yeah, I don’t have a problem with Wahlberg getting paid a bunch to do the reshoots. It sounds like a grueling schedule and it probably fucked up other projects the stars were working on so I’m sure he told his agent to get him that money. I doubt they even discussed what Williams was being paid. What’s sickening that

Mr. NotLois had a hard time wrapping his head around this. He’s not the most social creature and his circle of friends is about 50/50 men/women. He would always say “But I don’t see it happen much when I’m out with my friends who are women, it can’t happen that often.” I had to explain to him that it’s because the

I didn’t know that about Gary Oldman. I’ve just been excited about him winning because “The Darkest Hour” was really good and now I’m fucking pissed at him for making me excited about it. Goddammit, we really can’t have anyone.

I read Chlorella as Cholera at first but given the description, they sound equally appealing so I mean does that really even matter?

The Amon Carter Museum in Ft. Worth is so free it’s kind of ridiculous. Free admission? Yup. Free parking (in a high-density area with paid parking nearby)? Yes. Free stroller and wheelchair rental? You betcha. Free lockers if you want to not carry your bags around with you or if your bag is too big for the museum

I was talking with my husband’s grandma on the phone a few years back and she was like “Have you heard of those ‘50 Shades of Grey’ books? Some ladies in my coffee group were talking about them. Do you know what they’re about? They’re about bondage! I was thinking of trying to read it but I don’t know.” I was just

I probably spent/had spent (some tickets were gifts) almost 1000 bucks on concert tickets last year for two people and only went to 4 shows (3 so far, I have one in 2 weeks but since I’ve had tickets since October I’m rolling it into 2017 spending.) Two were nosebleeds, one was an all general admission small venue.

He just seems so sweet! I want to like have a board game double date night with him and his wife, no lie.

YOU SHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH.

Didn’t get the cumberbitch fandom until I watched Sherlock but now I can’t turn it off! I’d do terrible things to that man. Also him as Dr. Strange is tasty tasty goodness. Part of my attraction might be that when you see him in interviews and the way he treats his wife and stuff, he just seems like truly good people.

These poor parents did everything right when it came to intervening when their child was going down the wrong path. So so awful. I hope the parents of the shooter, who likely either encouraged that behavior or did nothing to stop it, are proud of themselves (though they probably are -_- )

I had to get a formal gown for a work event last month on fairly short notice (I had like 2 weeks to shop so no time for any real alterations.) I’m a size 14-16 in pants and a size 18(ish?) in dresses because boobs. I knew going into it I was going to have a hell of a time finding something so I looked online before

Agreed on Meryl. I think she is probably so hands off with the business side of her career at this point, she probably had no idea and doesn’t interact much with the people who did. She rose to being an awards powerhouse so early in her career and by the time he was getting ballsy and going after women like Gwyneth,

Who wants to tell him about Sinatra?

I was at one of the 7 p.m. showings and I had JUST STOPPED CRYING when that happened and that started me off again. I sat in my chair and sobbed through the rest of the credits sequence. Mr. NotLois eventually was just like “Babe, I’m pretty sure they sold this seat for the next showing so you’ve got to at least get

Soma makes some good bras for bustier gals but they only go up to a 44G, so not as much band size variety. But I find them to be very comfortable, supportive as hell and they last forever. Plus they have a great return policy, so if you try on a bra at the store and are like “oh yeah this is the best” and then you

A friend and I were saying the other day how exhausting it was to hear men be so surprised about a new accusation and complain about how their idols were all assailants when we as women are so used to ours being victims. We decided that we wouldn’t be surprised by any man being accused unless it was Mr. Rogers. Fred