We’ve basically ruled out having any kids at all until we can move back to the same area as our parents because the likelihood of us affording childcare and leading a decent lifestyle is very very slim. Now we’re just waiting for our careers to take us back home, who knows when we’ll actually get there.

Unfortunately, there was a rather recent supreme court ruling that says that the police can arrest people and stop people and the like for doing what they THINK is breaking the law, even if it’s not actually illegal (the case in question was a man who was stopped for a single tail light being out, but state law said…

Fun story that I hope my friend won’t mind that I tell:

This doesn’t really involve restaurants, but the coolest celebrity I met was randomly Phil Collins. My dad had an in front of the camera media job and interviewed celebrities on the reg, so I’ve met more than my fair share of famous people and don’t really get at all star struck anymore. Eventually it just sinks in…

I read the book and want to see Room SO BAD. I’m considering driving 2 and a half hours to Chicago to see it because it’s playing fucking NOWHERE by me and it’s driving me up a wall. It’s good to see that you liked it!

You. I like you. And your taste in cookies.

My mother asked me that, of all the ones running, who was the least awful and I just kind of sat there with my mouth gaping open for about 20 minutes before I was like “They’re.... they’re all just so bad! It’s impossible to pick!”

He has stock options and stuff as part of his benefits and they seem to do nothing but grow and quarterly earnings are almost always positive! I’m not sure why lol. They’ve become stricter with coupon usage, though. Like with their “prestige” brands, you can’t use coupons on them (so Nike, X-Box, Beats, designer…

The thing I wonder about how Kohl’s is doing so well is their return policy. Their rule is anytime for any reason, with or without a receipt. My husband is a manager at one and people will return pillows that have obviously been slept on for years, shoes that are worn through, torn clothes etc and they take them all.…

I worked at a dry cleaner in college (in addition to waiting tables and working on the student newspaper and anything else I could do to pay the bills) and it happened to be near a very prestigious university hospital. Most of the people who dropped off clothes would drop off like 100-200 bucks in cleaning a week and…

That’s the south for you. I went to high school in a major city in the south, still had knew a few girls married before graduation, and I graduated in 08.

The fact that he seems to think 20% is some kind of glorious tip makes me think he was never a server. I worked my way through college, largely by waiting tables, and for me (or my parents, after they heard the horror stories) to give you a 20% tip means that service was pretty darn bad and the server was obviously at…

Qdoba is superior to Chipotle IMO. It tastes better and guac and queso are included in the price. Tastier burritos all around!

Dudes are apparently not at all original because I swear to shit I’ve gotten the exact same line.

Some news outlets best start failing at using the word shade extra hard, and fast. Not sure how Friday can exist without Shade Court!!

I really want to see more of this kind of male model. Not only do I selfishly think he’s better looking than redonk cut dudes, but I know a lot more guys who look like him (my husband included) than I do guys who look like Ambercrombie models. They deserve to have some representation.

She does a weekly blog on mommyish that’s pretty much replaced that site. It’s fabulous.

As fucky as that Sister Wives shit is, not even the weirdest shit I’ve read/heard about polygamist crap lately. Randomly listened to this old episode of TAL last night and they had a segment (linked below) about the splintering off of a FLDS group and they were SO obsessed with sex and sister wives and there’s one…

That stew looks amazeballs.

Katee Sackhoff or death on Captain Marvel. She would be the best Carol Danvers.