Does... does this moron think that someone who owns clothes and also sells clothes can’t be robbed? Does she think someone selling a car can’t be carjacked? I... I don’t... ok. Sure lady. You and holier than thou bitchiness can fuck right off into the sun. Non-assholes on planet earth will continue to treat people…

I’m on the arm implant form of birth control and it’s the greatest invention in the history of man, I swear to shit. Almost a year on and I have had 0 periods. I thought I would be paranoid (as someone whose had pregnancy scares and the like in the past) without them but knowing how effective the method is, it doesn’t…

Funny thing about fraternities and sororities, as soon as there is a single male member, it’s a fraternity. I was in a co-ed (non-greek) service fraternity in college. My chapter was mostly women (and I believe nationally is more women than men now, but I’m definitely not sure on that) and started as a men’s only…

I’ve been reading this book and it’s truly phenomenal but I will say, the thing that bothered me most, even beyond the cells being taken without her permission (which is pretty fucking bad, don’t get me wrong) is that this poor woman had to travel further from her home because she had to go to the hospital that would…

I have to actively work to not fight with idiots on fb constantly because if I responded to all of this shit, all the anti-choice shit, all the “#alllivesmatter” shit, all the “respect police officers” shit, all I would be doing with my life is fighting with morons on the internet. That being said, I’m an adult with a…

The guy on the left who looks like a bearded toddler about to go on an Easter egg hunt almost made me spray water out of my nose at my desk I laughed so hard. Thank you for this. Thank you so so much.

If you shop sales (like sample sales or seasonal sales on not really wedding dresses but dammit wear what you want) at stores like Nordstrom you can get a good deal. I got my prom gown at Saks 5th Avenue on clearance for 80 bucks, and it was a designer gown originally 900 bucks and did a sample sale for my bridal gown…

My husband is a fairly responsible and capable human being, I’ll give him that. Bills would all get paid, we’ve already got our end of life stuff laid out in writing, as well as our life insurance policies and how to get at them and whatnot (and we don’t even have kids yet!) but I know our condo would go to shit. He…

There’s a super fancy theater pretty close to me that I go to probably once every week or two, sometimes more often if there’s a lot of good stuff out and I’m bored and I have time off on their cheap ticket days. Every time I’ve gone latley, there’s been a fairly large, armed and bulletproof vest clad private security…

This is somehow the best and worst thing ever simultaneously. If there’s ever a rift in space-time, it’s because of this video.

The third guy down in the original article (Ricky-27) sounded so stupid, I had to message my friend Ricky and tell him to make sure his ilk stop with the bullshit at the next Rickys Only meeting. For fuck’s sake that guy was dumb (and I say that as someone who took her husband’s last name because my maiden name was…

None of these girls (women? Not sure if they count because they all look like the act like the 16 year olds I didn’t like even when I was 16) look like they would be any fun to hang out with. I feel like it would be constant instagramming after spending 4 hours on hair and make up so it LOOKS like it was fun instead…

Bouchon is like my favorite breakfast place in Vegas. We stumbled upon it when we were staying in the Venetzia tower at Venetian and now we make a point to go back every time we visit. So good!

I’ve traveled all over Europe and through much of the US and I LOVE Vegas. One of my favorite places because, whatever trip you want (sightseeing, shopping, relaxing, drinking, gambling, show-seeing, eating until you explode, hiking, clubbing, spa) it has a ton of options for all of it and it’s pretty reasonable to…

Good for her! I was a 34H when I got mine reduced and it was one of the best choices I ever made. I hope she can learn to love herself more now and be more confident (and be objectified less)

Lambert’s is amazing. Amazing. We used to stop there on many a road trip, my dad would pick hotels when we’d stop over in that region based on whether or not there was a Lambert’s near by because if there’s one way to entertain two kids who have been cooped up in a car for 8 hours its with thrown food. There was a…

While my mom sure as hell didn’t come to my bachelorette party, she did take me to Vegas when I turned 21. Though beyond being perpetually drunk and gambling, it was a pretty tame trip.

It is! My family is relentless when it comes to following strict rules when it comes to Scrabble. No non-dictionary word would ever fly.

Love it!

The main thing is, that baby rhino is adorable and I will gladly volunteer to take care of it even though I live in a second story condo and I’m sure it wouldn’t inconvenience any of my neighbors at all to have a rhino living in the building.