I’m in love with my Nexplanon. If I wasn’t already married, I’d probably marry it.

I’m planning a trip to Vietnam and Japan right now and I NEED THIS before we leave. This is so phenomenal it’s not even funny.

Hell, there’s a tech job I just looked into a few months back that required travel for 50-75% of your working time because you went around, training people how to use the company’s software after the installer got it all set up. You go, spend 3-5 days on site getting everyone comfortable, you go back home. I doubt…

Every time I see a photo or video of her, I get so much hair envy.

What’s really pissing me off is that this whole concept could have been done without it being shitty and sexist. “Remember that time when you thought your dancing was great.... until you saw the viral video on youtube the next day?” or “Playing with the bouncer’s hair sounds like way more fun when you’re drunk” or…

He may need a hand sealing that kind of deal, though.

If you’re gun-shy of an IUD, I got the arm implant and I LOVE it. My periods are some kind of Mad Max-esq hellscape if I go hormone free, so I’d have wanted the hormonal IUD anyway. 6 months in, I haven’t had a single period, my arm was healed up a week later and it’s good for 3 years (so similar to the injection…

My mom on the game: We’ll just have a repeat of WWII. First we beat Germany, then we beat Japan.

The system only works if it’s reliable. I can’t use Trip Advisor to tell me if the place I’m trying to find for as cheap as I can because I have to run somewhere on short notice and haven’t been saving up for months to afford a nice place is total shit or not because it’s unreliable. When I book a dirt cheap room…

Seriously didn’t realize how shitty Trip Advisor was until I was doing a little googling for a hotel that I’d not stayed in before, but in a vacation spot I’ve been to about a dozen times (so I knew the good hotels and restaurants going in). I was looking for some basic info about how good the pool was for this hotel…

Literally every time I get a rejection letter from an agent or publishing house, I say to myself “If ‘50 Shades of Grey’ can get published, I can get published.” Now I’m thinking I should just dumb down my shit, triple the amount of dicks, sprinkle with abuse and money and then get rich.

Jesus Fucking Christ. I know that the people conducting the interview are just dumpster fires that managed to gain speaking abilities but holy fuck. Yes, commuters mild inconvenience is SO MAJOR. So much more major than the fact that these people could die from starvation, from exposure, the fact that these people…

I’m always freezing on planes and I almost always travel in the summer, usually to hot places (like the desert or the beach.) I always wear a tank top, a loose and flowy t-shirt, jeggings, flats and a nice-ish jacket that I can throw on when I go to a nice dinner later in the week while on the plane. I pack a pair of…

Probably by just walking out of the store looking like you’re in the right. My dad worked at an outdoors store in Canada in his youth and I guess one day, two guys walked out carrying a canoe over their heads. Everyone up front assumed it had been paid for at the back counter because who the hell would be ballsy…

I got my mom, but one of my best friends got me. We decided to take it as a sign to move somewhere and start a commune. Because facebook quizzes are totally designed to help you make major life choices.

DOVE ALL THE WAY. I use it almost every day because I have bangs but I also have really thick, dry hair everywhere besides my bangs, that soak up all the gross oil on my forehead. It’s the best thing in the world.

DOVE ALL THE WAY. I use it almost every day because I have bangs but I also have really thick, dry hair everywhere…

#TeamLogan until death.

I think there is one circumstance where this is acceptable and that’s where the couple lives way far away from all the family/friends who would be hosting/attending the shower. My husband and I lived about 4 hours away from our families and the shower site when we got married and I went down for the weekend for the…

Check out sample sales at boutiques! I stumbled into one one day and found my Maggie Sottero gown for 600 bucks, including veil, because it had been tried on at the store a handful of times. They even included a cleaning and tightening of all the beading. And I am NOT a small girl. Samples come in so many sizes (mine…

Grew up in Duncanville. This shit is EXACTLY why I moved 1300 miles away after graduating high school. And I’m white.