this is the worst possible remake of Under Seige

"Unless you’re very drunk, or your happy college memories are held together by cream cheese and sausage casings, there’s nothing to recommend the Seattle dog."

FAKE NEWS

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Between Dr. Pepper and the fact that Joseph Cilona is a dead ringer for Michael Ian Black I don't know how the couples aren't giggling every time they meet the experts.

Never realized how much St. Vincent looks like young Adelle Lutz.

As someone who is getting tired of being hit over the head daily with Hamilton hype I love the cover soundtrack idea.

Is the girl who looks like Dr. Oz's daughter the new drummer? Or is it the guitarist from Maroon 5?

My dream is to have dinner with these two at Tyrese's backyard Benihana

Ginuwine - Pony

5 or 6 hot female lifeguards is SOP for most beaches, pools, water parks, sororities, slumber parties, etc.

I'm a cop you idiot

If they ain't drinking Pepsi it's hard for me to believe

mama say mama sa mamakusa?

Save this comment for your review of his restaurant chain. This is pretty damn awesome.

I think it's a perfectly ok song whose only fervent evangelists happened to end up being journalists. The "you guys this song is totally underrated" article has been written a dozen times at this point.

Wayne Cody RIP

I'M HAAAAAAAAAAVING A STROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOKE

NERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRDS!

I didn't understand so much of this song when it came out. 12 inches to a yard have you sounding like a retard?