Good. Fuck em.

He gets paid to race in real life, not online lol.

Okay, but one of them is real.

You just solved three of the world’s biggest problems with one decree.  you ARE the best!

I count 49 and a half

That’s nothing. There’s a great documentary starring Nicholas Cage about a crew that stole 50 cars in a single night. 

I feel like I need to go visit all the popular national parks before they just close them off to everyone. 

Your 10th star is my gift to you.

Ir was SOP when I was a dealer mechanic to test ride everything. We had a little 5 mile loop where we could go the gears and generally get a decent feel for the bike. We had a little checklist we’d fill out and it would get attached to the invoice. Watercraft, we had a stock tank.

Now, I’m not blaming you for having fun...just in hindsight, it probably wasn’t a good idea. Kind of like my first marriage....🤣

ADAB

KLM - Kills Little Mammals 

Ford’s market cap is $49B, so he could execute a hostile takeover of Ford.

That whole situation sucked but in general, it wasn’t that surprising. Elite athletes doing whatever it takes to get ahead of the competition is common across a wide range of sports. It’s ego. The people that hand out punishment are well aware but pretend as though it’s rare, in the name of “integrity”. Even with…

If you own one of these, you don’t care about speeding tickets haha

It’s not fully sold out yet, and surely some people will back out of their orders (or go to jail for financial crimes before taking delivery, which has happened before)

That gauge cluster is very hard to read. Then again, if you’ve got enough money for one of these, you don’t need to look at gauges anyway. If anything bad happens, you just throw money at whatever the problem is until it goes away.

Definitely for the decade. This guy makes absolutely wild (and by that I mean amazing) stuff. This is not the first wooden car he's made for his kids and I very much doubt it will be his last.

I don’t get it either.

Hey, George Miller!