Wrote both of us so I gave him an earful about how ridiculous it was that he pulled us for speeding in the middle lane while a steady flow of michigan residents were passing us on our left... considering how his state likes to advertise in my state begging us to come there for vacations.

As an Old® and because it contains some of my favorite actors, I submit this:

This is the correct responsible decision.

This is the correct answer. She’ll be shocked by how small her paycheck is after all the deductions (401k, medical, social security, taxes, etc.). Think long-term - dump the cash into the 401k, keep the Z as long as financially feasible, and then upgrade.

Recent graduate with a big kid office job. This, right here, is where she’ll be setting herself up for a future course that’s either characterized by living paycheck to paycheck, or by being reasonably secure and comfortable. Unless she has a bunch of assets already, like a trust fund or such (in which case, kudos for…

I know this answer defeats the purpose of this segment, but just finishing school and starting a new job is a terrible time to buy a new car (unless your college car is a POS). Sounds more like they just want something different to show off their new social/financial status. There are a lot of changes the first few…

I used that line on a Michigan state cop that pulled us on the highway for doing 4mph over the limit. He laughed and said we could probably outrun his Charger on foot.

“You didn’t pull me over. I pulled you over. Do you know why?”

Officer: “Do you know why I pulled you over?”

We can dream. 

still her best performance

I have bad news for you.

So many great moments, and getting the right actors to play Brock Yates, Csaba Csere, and Jean Lindamood would be absolutely necessary for success. Who would you cast?

My maternal grandfather (who passed last week at 92) was a rum/shine runner. He used to tell stories of hauling rum from south Florida to Tennessee, where he’d fill up his trunk with shine and haul it back to Florida. He said he was making $300 per week in the 1950s doing this.

I tried to get the stories on record a…

It is obvious what “adult” pizza and wings means.

...I don’t find it entertaining or enlightening to get bashed over the head with things in a shrill manner that i already know and agree with.

What’s hilarious is, the commenters on here who are knocking Jalopnik for criticizing Musk, questioning John Oliver’s reporting, or defending Musk’s views and statements - aren’t even Elon Musk fans most of the time. They’re conservatives who agree with most of what he thinks and says, so an attack on him is an attack…

Or his casually cutting “Incorrect. The answer is, of course, ethylenediaminetetraacetic acid. Ethyl enediaminetetraacetic. Nonetheless, Bob you get to go again.”

Trebek had that barely buried contempt for the stupid players that neither Bialik nor Jennings can replicate.

I would have done that too but the judge told me to stop.