Not once have I ever encountered a rowdy German tourist on US soil or anywhere else. Removed from soccer games or beer festivals, my impression has always been they are generally very polite and well-behaved. I know we don’t have a full picture of what transpired beforehand, but given this woman’s mistargeted rage and…

You’re right, it reads that way and on the face of it, it is an offer to pay the reward to the person who stole them. That would be a binding contract in most cases, BUT the law won’t enforce an agreement that allows someone to profit from committing a crime.

I’ve always found the term “dognapping” a bit too cute for this crime, a violent armed robbery that saw the dog-walker shot in the chest, whereupon he had to go through several hospitalizations.

Something Something blood from a stone.

Just want to say that I’m proud of you for continuing to try to shoot your band’s shot in this comment section read by tens and tens of people.

I’d feel bad but he’s a Trump and people telling themselves that he isn’t just like the others is deluding themselves.

Re: miserable…I was 6’1” tall by the time I was 12 years old. At age 11 I spent most of my time curled up in a fetal position on the floor wailing and writhing in pain because it felt like my bones were being broken every single day. My parents had no idea what was wrong and doctors says it was school-related anxiety…

I’m raising an autistic child and am heavily involved in arts programs for special needs children, so spare me your lectures. His school, Oxbridge Academy, is a rich snot school and if this was a deep dark secret hidden by the Trumps, Rupert would’ve leaked it in the Post when he was mad at Donnie.

The whole “finally a real first lady with class” nonsense was always just some dog whistle racism aimed at Michelle Obama. 

Oh, fuck off. If this was a 300-pound daughter, her appearance would be off limits. He’s tall. Big fucking deal.

But you are  right in that this has never been Belle trapped in Beast’s castle. This is a loathsome skank.

Eh, $1,200 is pretty cheap for 74 more torques. Plenty of factory tunes or power increases available for ICE cars too. 

There was only 5 drivers wearing them at that race. It unfortunately takes a tragedy to give big safety advancements.

The thing that made Dale Earnhard’s death so frustrating was his refusal to use a HANS device, which was fairly new at the time and not yet mandatory in NASCAR.  There is a very good chance it would have saved his life in that crash.

Oh it’s pickup truck drivers now.  Especially if they’re lifted.  It’s getting so obnoxious lately.

Spiders?! Hell, Australia is the only place in the world that I can think of where the national mascot carries an STD

Australians are apparently pretty sensitive, considering they live in a country where it rains spiders.

Which BMW driving legislator came up with this ridiculous law?

I’d probably want a little more variety, sure, but I’m a sucker for matching sets.

The last time Aston’s looked really good. Too bad that shade of orange is not great. Something a little more coppery would be nicer.

Well let’s see. I’ll get ‘em started off: