As a Jew, I consider a pork roll and cream cheese bagel offensive cultural appropriation.

Stop giving these evil billionaires the attention. You guys are a liberal publication. Don’t do this anymore. Choose your principles over clout.

Musk is fat, and out of shape. He likely uses drugs to diet. I dont get that from the other little weasel, so I’m going with the little guy.

I miss this show so much.

Billionaires should operate under Highlander rules. Fight to the death anytime they get close to each other. There can be only one. 

Best outcome -

The lesson I’m taking from this story is: if I buy a load of drugs, find a landlord and get him hooked, I might actually be able to own property one day.

I found the ending of that show oddly uplifting. Mulaney saying he’d gone through so much shit that it had essentially cured him of caring what other people think of him. Or, as he memorably puts it, “You’ll cancel John Mulaney? I’ll kill him!”

Charles Darwin was firing up that old Chainsaw of Natural Selection...

She’s 5'7".  If she was wearing heels, maybe he just couldn’t reach that high.

I didn’t have a problem canceling mine when I’ve wanted to.

How is it that every week, there’s something else that he does or says that makes him even less likeable

Insufferable man-child piece of shit con artist.

My educated guess : The pressure at 13000ft is so great that materials can contract. So any type of latching mechanism, unless it is positively secured (using bolts), can shift. I believe Cameron’s Challenger-deep submersible was similarly secured. 

I mean, he's from New Jersey...

https://www.loc.gov/item/today-in-history/june-19/

In Japanese, “Mi chi gan” means “sad box of despair”.

That segment was brutal.  Have never lived with an HOA, and never will.

The kids she decided to have when she knew she was facing prison time?

it should be legal to shoot nazis on sight