I don’t think you know what misogynist means.

Now you’re just throwing insults at the wall hoping something sticks. Like I said, you’re a pathetic dinosaur.

You’re a day late! I ordered the A229 Plus Duo (with all the fixins: $296). It’s got a lot more features but it’s 2K front and 2K rear. I did some research and there seemed to be some issues with 4K including over-heating and memory consumption so I felt the A229 split the difference between the A129 Pro and the A229…

Your mom doesn’t have a dick. Gay-bashing (hilariously lame against a straight guy) is just showing the kind of hateful person you are, in addition to your racism. You’re a pathetic dinosaur.

Funny! That’s what you mom called you last night. Man, that woman sucks like a Hoover!

Just curious, because now I’m looking: do you have the Plus (2K) or the Pro (4K) and if it’s the Pro, are the features really worth the extra $35?

Well, that’s smart because then you know if there are black helicopters following you...

Those are only available to qualified law enforcement personnel.

My *current* rear license plate frame:

Ooh, ouch, spank me harder, daddy.

Tell us you’re an asshole without...oh, wait! You’ve made it clear that you’re an asshole. Now: STFU about this, nobody gives a shit anymore about what happened and definitely not about you.

Isn’t that like the Nissan Versa of the Mercedes line?

If you have somebody who can take your measurements, they can work with that. You don’t need to go there or a pop-up event to get a custom suit. Depending on your climate and how much of the year you ride, I recommend the R3--it weighs a little less and it’s cooler in hot weather (I’ve had one one-piece and two…

Name checks out.

I don’t know but everybody just calls her “Karen.”

Orange Human Failure: “...and this big man, strong man, tears rolling down his cheeks says, “Sir? Sir—I just want to thank you for opening up the employment doors so my 12 year-old son could get a job.”

100% this guy is MAGA and owns a shirt that says “Fuck Your Feelings” and his wife is known by every store manager in their city.

Amber, I haven’t ridden with a modular (or it’s been so long I’ don’t remember!) but any additional weight will be forgotten after a ride or three. For your videography needs, I think one (a good one!) will be fine.

I wrote for a motorcycle cruiser magazine for two years. One of my personal rules was that I would never wear anything less than a full-face helmet, including for photo shoots.

Tell us you’re a racist by...well, telling us you’re a racist.