I thought with Cybertrucks that the top menu was the following:

You forgot sand, gravel, wind, hail and surfaces with more than 1/2" of standing water.

I wouldn’t even hide from gun fire behind a Cybertruck.

Well, there’s that. Although when one goes irretrievably off-course (I’m thinking Tesla build-quality...) and heads off for the Kuiper Belt and realms beyond, then it will be a starship!

Musk: hilarious (and dangerous). Mars in two years? No fucking way. 1,000s of “starships” going to Mars? What’s the probability of that? 10 to the minus 1,000? Also: go/no-go to Mars is probably about the 987,526th item on Americans list of concerns.

Why would you wear socks with Tevas? They’re sandals. And if it’s raining? Then your socks are going to get wet and your feet will be wet and cold all day.

Re: the BMW R60:

Re: motorcycles: yes, most of the “must have more horsepower!” people are idiots who can only ride fast in a straight line (if at all). Even my former Kawasaki EX250R Ninja was capable of 100 mph and that made about 30 hp stock (mine wasn’t stock, it went a bit faster, it also served as a roadrace bike, too). Oh, that…

My former ‘87 Mazda B2000 longbed pickup made something like 80 hp. EIGHTY! And I could easily go 80 mph even with 600 lbs in the bed. I could even tow a small enclosed trailer and maintain about 55-60 mph (within the I-5 speed limit in CA for vehicles with a trailer). Was that enough? Meh. I didn’t tow a trailer too…

Funny story: I’m a life-long public library user. One time, I checked out a book, and the author had hand-written a small note to any readers and signed it! How fucking cool! I love authors!

I dunno, Bradley, I already think you’re pretty cool. And that watch? I mean, the band is well-worn, it’s got fine scratches on the watch and somebody else’s name engraved on the back? I think you dodged a bullet on this one.

This is the motorcycle version of the car problem:

Every car is a sports car if you drive it hard enough.

“No, sir/ma’am--you’re paying for the exceptional speed of the service, not for compentence.”

Yeah, it’s well known that new vehicles get filthy (on the outside) between production and delivery to the dealership. It’s not like they are covered in shrink wrap during shipping, moving by train and then on car transporters. While the dealership will give the vehicle a quick wash, it usually needs a greater level…

I’m just baffled by this. If my research is correct, Tesla has been delivering cars to customers since 2008 (?). 16 years later and they have little if any QC? How is this acceptable in the automotive world? If the missing weather stripping happened on a Toyota, you know that the buyer, dealership, and service…

Any Jeep, especially in the summer if it’s doors and top off. So fucking stupid. Who are you, driver? Why do you think your inefficient vehicle is just so damn cool? What lack of brain processes led to you removing 1/2 of the body of your vehicle? Have you ever even driven it on a gravel driveway?

“Debree of Hubree”?

I don’t think there’s any minimum price as long as the vehicle is mechanically and structurally sound. But it’s 2024 so I’d put in the caveats that the vehicle also has to have ABS and front and side airbags.

Oh! That’s fantastic! You all are looking at this wrong but I know exactly what to with it (if only I had the money...GoFundMe?):