This is the motorcycle version of the car problem:

Every car is a sports car if you drive it hard enough.

“No, sir/ma’am--you’re paying for the exceptional speed of the service, not for compentence.”

Yeah, it’s well known that new vehicles get filthy (on the outside) between production and delivery to the dealership. It’s not like they are covered in shrink wrap during shipping, moving by train and then on car transporters. While the dealership will give the vehicle a quick wash, it usually needs a greater level…

I’m just baffled by this. If my research is correct, Tesla has been delivering cars to customers since 2008 (?). 16 years later and they have little if any QC? How is this acceptable in the automotive world? If the missing weather stripping happened on a Toyota, you know that the buyer, dealership, and service…

Any Jeep, especially in the summer if it’s doors and top off. So fucking stupid. Who are you, driver? Why do you think your inefficient vehicle is just so damn cool? What lack of brain processes led to you removing 1/2 of the body of your vehicle? Have you ever even driven it on a gravel driveway?

“Debree of Hubree”?

I don’t think there’s any minimum price as long as the vehicle is mechanically and structurally sound. But it’s 2024 so I’d put in the caveats that the vehicle also has to have ABS and front and side airbags.

Oh! That’s fantastic! You all are looking at this wrong but I know exactly what to with it (if only I had the money...GoFundMe?):

Yeah, came here to say “Chrysler LeBaron.” And wouldn’t that have been less expensive overall of the owner that converted their 200SX? And with better structural integrity?

From 2008 to 2016, I lived in Glendale, CA. Every August (?) there was a “hot summer nights” type of car show downtown. Really, the show was very nice, family-oriented, free, blah blah blah. Unfortunately, a good 90% of the cars were same year after year. Lowriders, old-timey vintage cars, etc. After two years, it was…

Sleeping on the tracks??? I’m going to go out on a limb here (pun intended) and say that drugs and/or alcohol were involved.

Bro-dozers with oversized wheels AND spacers making the thing a good 6" wider (or more) on each side. This shit:

It’s illegal in a lot of places (some? all? I’m not sure), it’s just not enforced enough.

Since I left there, I have visited once just to say “hi.” I never get Starbucks drinks though I have bought some of their coffee on sale at the supermarket (but never full retail!).

“We’re just cutting down too many trees to make paper forks, people! We’re going to switch from paper forks to just using your right hand.”

Jesus, dude! It’s fucking 2024—do you not know what an ad blocker is or how to install one???

More people should know at least one version of “The Aristocrats.”

Yes, we should drive him up there in a caravan!