Ah! A fine distinction: muffin/biscuit...

Wait...what? You did all that and didn’t include Starbucks? I’m not saying I’m cheering for it, but with over 16,000 US stores it should have been in the mix.

I mean, if that was the price, how could you not?

$42K for that Piaggio Ape? Shouldn’t $42K buy a fleet of those? Serious crack price. Yeah, I went there.

I would kill you for the extra garage space.

Buh-bye!

Not Luke.

A wise decision!

Yeah, I read this and immediately wondered if they have enough propellant to direct the vehicle to the sun.

But no $5,000 coffee table or leather-and-chrome furniture? Pathetic!

Maybe not but it sure looks good to me!

Yes!

As somebody with experience as a cashier and also being the employee overseeing self-checkout at the “orange” Big Box Store, here’s some instructions for that:

Pfft! “luxuriously carpeted garage-lounge”? No, it’s tiled or at least epoxy coated. But, otherwise, yeah: A/C and heat, large screen 4K (8K?) TV, leather and chrome furniture, $5,000 coffee table made from an F1 wheel and tire, fully stocked bar, pool and poker tables, expensive moto-art, 1/2 bath, and coordinated…

I just wish the award could have been given jointly to both Offerman and Bartlett.

Yeah, it’s not like buyers scrimped and saved for years (decades!) to just barely afford one of these.

People are the fucking worst. And eight billion of them is at least four billion too many.

Uh, modern Doctor Who has never had more than 13 episodes, sometimes as few as 8.

“neurotoxic”? Really???

Now you’ve made me sad. I only saw her a handful of times on TV but she was a master of dry German wit as well as a stellar racer.