Elizabeth, I would love to have read about the actual cost of building a new car wash, of purchasing an existing one, and of the typical profit margins.

On the upside (with apologies to all of the laid-off employees), fewer people will be eating Pizza Hut “pizza.”

Are you fucking kidding that you thought he might speak and write in Hebrew? Not a fucking chance. Maybe he used a translation app. Maybe someone else wrote it for him. No, that didn’t take “some time and effort” to write about four sentences. And, given that translation (my Hebrew skills are diminished from what they…

I can read it but it’s beyond my comprehension after many decades of not speaking Hebrew. That said, I don’t see anything in there about lamb, salad or tahina sauce.

LMAO! “Xitter”!

Yeah, that’s always a possibility. It’s non-“protect and serve” way of policing when the primary concern is generating revenue.

They should not replace the animatronics with the old robots.

So much for the initial comedy routine...4 mph over the speed limit on a highway is really a de minimis violation and pulling you over was not the right decision. It’s hard to know why any given LEO pulls over any specific vehicle.

Yeah, sure, he’s the catch between the two of them:

Man, I use uBlock Origin (on Firefox) and it takes zero effort on my part.

Why aren’t you people using an ad blocker? FFS! It’s 2023 and you can avoid all of that.

For us over-thinkers here, you (Naomi) haven’t provided us with enough information to properly advise you. We, with what we think we know, all fall into the “no, don’t buy a car now, build up savings, don’t go in debt, you don’t know how this job and your life are going to go in the next year.” The take-it-at-face-valu…

Okay, LOL! BUT: did the officer let you go with a warning or did he still write you up?

Read this book, it’s way more entertaining than Wikipedia and covers the entire pre-WWII Grand Prix racing scene and more:

You’re a good grandson, Bradley.

The Story of Yugo in the US. It’d be a comedy, of course, but starring Vince Vaughn, Brad Pitt, Tiffany Hadish, Owen Wilson, and Cristin Millioti.

Based on that above discussion among Jalopnik writers, my love for Elizabeth Blackstock just doubled.

You must ride a sportbike!

Okay, no disagreement. But it negates my opportunity for witty answers:

Man, I know I’m too old (and lacking in almost every necessary skill set), but I’d still kill to be one of the astronauts tagged for the Artemis mission. Just look at the four of them! You can feel the confidence and competence coming right through your monitor when you look at that photo.