Aww, that’s so cute! You think you’re words hurt me! Hilarious.

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Last month, I bought a nearly new (used 30 hours) Stairmaster HIIT Rower. It’s nearly a 1:1 copy of the #1 rated Concept2 rower, but for some reason (the Stairmaster name, of course) it retails for $1,574, about $600 more than the Concept2.

Are you done? Your parents must be proud of their basement-dwelling edge-lord.

No, you’re an EQ-less asshole for thinking “calm down” is something to say to strangers that calms people down as opposed to having the 180-degree opposite effect. Fuck off, nobody asked for your comments.

Specifically, they were from Ethiopia (they were called “Falasha” until some years later when we learned that was derogatory). Their religious practices were a bit different from the rest of Judaism as they had been separate from the rest of Jewish practices for nearly 2,000 years. It was controversial in Israel to…

ASSHOLE lecturing a Jew, highly educated in Judaism and the different strains of the religion, Israel, Zionism, etc. on what it means “to be a Jew”???! You are a fucking antisemitic piece of shit Nazi. Now fuck off and go outside—I’m sure you can get your face punched in like all Nazis deserve. I’m done with you.

It’s a religious construct, you fucking Nazi.

It’s not just a spelling change, there’s logic behind it:

I don’t deal in words with Nazis. You all don’t understand words. Now, if you’d like to get punched in the face as all Nazis deserve? Come and see me.

I mean this with all of my heart: get the fuck out of here with your motherfucking misguided Christian holier-than-heathens bullshit and proselytizing. “I pray for you [because you’re going to hell if you don’t repent and accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior]”? Fuck off with that religious superiority complex.…

I hear you! Also: where’s my share of “our” immense world-wide holdings/cash???? And why don’t I have personal access to our “media megaphone”? I have stuff to say!!! ;-)

Jesus, shut the fuck up if you have nothing to contribute, asshole.

Nope, I’ve lived in Israel, I’ve been heavily involved in religion and Jewish groups in the US and there’s ZERO ethnicity. Fuck off with that shit. Calling us an ethnic group is what antisemites and Hitler have been doing to us for millenia. It was not true then, it is not true now. Wikipedia is not the definitive…

The sushi. Every time I get it, I get sick. Why can’t they have fresher sushi and keep it properly cooled before sale?

Actually (you know where this sentence is going), this has evolved from “anti-Semitism” to “antisemitism” being the preferred spelling(me: Jewish, just learned this about a week ago). Google it, it makes sense.

I’m waiting for my turn with the space laser...

Or that he’s actually a genius with some common sense.

Not necessarily at all but that’s the kind of thinking the Nazis relied on. Nice of you to suggest such.

For the last fucking time (and you should know better!):