It’s not illegal, but people on two-lane roads driving at or slightly below the speed limit who then accelerate to ten or more mph over the speed limit at passing zones, making it impossible to get by them with going WAY OVER the speed limit. Of course, once the passing zone ends, they slow way down again. Assholes.

“Nakba.” Okay, we know where you stand, Kady Ruth Ashcraft.

“push a wedge”???? Hamas’ “constitution” calls for the complete destruction of Israel and to drive it’s people into the sea. A “wedge”? That’s laughable. This was their ultimate—and final—assault on Israel. The failed to mobilize Israeli Palestinians and West Bank Palestinians, nor a greater response from Hezbollah,…

Gives a new meaning to “bang that ass.”

1988 Ford cargo van. I bought it my motorcycle roadracing transport (and everything else, I didn’t have another car). So: 75,000 miles, bought it in ‘95 or ‘96. It was used for a bakery but had vegetable oil spilled all over the cargo floor. First problem: they never provided me the jack, even with repeated calls for…

No, he’ll never be elected president. But that asshole could become vice-president if that other, bigger asshole is elected again and not otherwise barred from holding public office.

“...and later, in NYC, Klaus was hit by an Uber driver (no pun intended) and then shot. He recovered at New York Presbyterian Hospital but then succumbed when presented the bill for his medical care.”

Vengelerstarssebar

It should be “Germanophobic...”. But it’s still better than Talent Acquisition Specialist Tina.

“My collective damages for same are over $1,000,000,000 and counting, your Honor! I demand satisfaction! Er, I’ll settle for $10 Gs right now it that helps my case...”

I feel bad for the kid. Oh, don’t get me wrong: he was born with a rhodium spoon in his mouth and will have every advantage in life that money, white privilege and even his height can get him.

Uh, 6'4" is not “normal-tall.” That’s in the 99th percentile. The average American male is 5'10".

Yeah, no, that’s the scary thing--Fred Trump (aka “father”) lived to NINETY-THREE!

Oh, had he run a brothel I’m sure it would have been as successful as The Trump Taj Mahal.

He’s the only one of the three not wearing makeup.

Owen? I want to know about something that isn’t in the new Crosstrek Wilderness: a heated steering wheel. Why? Why can’t Americans have this? What did we do? Heck, the world’s second largest Subaru dealership just had a grand re-opening on Saturday just 15 miles down the road from me. What more do they want from…

“The only injury on the beach, was Moleman, who was unable to avoid the slow-motion wreck.” -- Kent Brockman

Do NOT doubt Pink’s many superpowers!

Fuck off with that.

Best near-the-Apocalypse investments: bullets and booze.