1988 Ford cargo van. I bought it my motorcycle roadracing transport (and everything else, I didn’t have another car). So: 75,000 miles, bought it in ‘95 or ‘96. It was used for a bakery but had vegetable oil spilled all over the cargo floor. First problem: they never provided me the jack, even with repeated calls for…

No, he’ll never be elected president. But that asshole could become vice-president if that other, bigger asshole is elected again and not otherwise barred from holding public office.

“...and later, in NYC, Klaus was hit by an Uber driver (no pun intended) and then shot. He recovered at New York Presbyterian Hospital but then succumbed when presented the bill for his medical care.”

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It should be “Germanophobic...”. But it’s still better than Talent Acquisition Specialist Tina.

“My collective damages for same are over $1,000,000,000 and counting, your Honor! I demand satisfaction! Er, I’ll settle for $10 Gs right now it that helps my case...”

I feel bad for the kid. Oh, don’t get me wrong: he was born with a rhodium spoon in his mouth and will have every advantage in life that money, white privilege and even his height can get him.

Uh, 6'4" is not “normal-tall.” That’s in the 99th percentile. The average American male is 5'10".

Yeah, no, that’s the scary thing--Fred Trump (aka “father”) lived to NINETY-THREE!

Oh, had he run a brothel I’m sure it would have been as successful as The Trump Taj Mahal.

He’s the only one of the three not wearing makeup.

Owen? I want to know about something that isn’t in the new Crosstrek Wilderness: a heated steering wheel. Why? Why can’t Americans have this? What did we do? Heck, the world’s second largest Subaru dealership just had a grand re-opening on Saturday just 15 miles down the road from me. What more do they want from…

“The only injury on the beach, was Moleman, who was unable to avoid the slow-motion wreck.” -- Kent Brockman

Do NOT doubt Pink’s many superpowers!

Fuck off with that.

Best near-the-Apocalypse investments: bullets and booze.

If you want to read a good book about the pre- and early-Nazi era of Grand Prix racing, this is it:

I don’t know how, but in my small city of 35,000 people, there are TWO (and possibly THREE) Rivians! One R1T and one R1S. And the nearest “large” city within 100 miles is only 100,000 people. How is this even possible?

I don’t know anything about Ms. Hawkins (other than she must be a talented racer) but I hope she shredded the track in her test. F1's driver list is just so stagnant year-on-year, with teams sticking with tested but never-going-to-be-great drivers over going with “new” drivers who have proven themselves in other…

It must be THE FUCKING HUGE AMOUNT OF MONEY genetic. But, yeah, it is weird, right?