These two! I’m pretty sure the wind-up keys are still in the box I just pulled them from. They were both made by Schuco in “Western Germany” (!) and are approximately 55 years old. The red one is “1070 Grand Prix Racer” (about 6.25" long) and the green one is “1040/1 Micro Racer Ferrari” (about 4.75" long). You can…

So...$135,800,000 per jet and they couldn’t spend another $28.99 for an Apple AirTag?

I forgot about Omni. I used to get that at the local library.

Well, certainly all of the articles had “quality” but I’m not so sure it was “good quality.”

100% Playboy had excellent articles and stories that had nothing to do with sex.

Seriously! Nobody should marry anyone named “Shooter”...or “Boebert”...or etc., etc.

During the Jewish High Holidays (happening now), we all get together and put our names into a global lottery that determines when you might get to control the space laser. I’ve got my fingers crossed for sometime in November.

Define “alright”.

The Volvo wagon “unkillable” or “could be endlessly repaired”? There’s a difference.

There’s nothing wrong with a Schlitz...but it should never be shotgunned, always savored.

Yeah, who has time to wait so long between sets and be able to get in a complete workout? I go about 10-15 seconds between sets, regardless of what exercise it is.

No! You should probably be able to lift at least 10x greater after a two month wait (no pun intended). Excellent strategy!

No, it’s all blackface.

I wonder at the internal monologue of someone who owns such a car watching this happen? What do you think?

I think that was the implication.

Cloning Trailblazer Ian Wilmut, Known for Dolly the Sheep, Dies at 79

Well, I haven’t rewatched The X-Files since the original broadcasts, much as I loved that show. I have forgotten about this episode. But, Sam? I really enjoyed reading you’re re-telling of it! The Cigarette Smoking Man really was one of the all-time best TV villains. What does he know? How is he involved? It just made…

I am 100% certain that the guy did not make $273,000+ from only 267,000 views (as of this moment).

What kind of “fuck everybody else, I’ve got mine” money does it take to chuck your $273,000 car into the air?

No--Jein was an “Oscar-nominated modelmaker” and I believe the one who designed and built this. He would have taken it himself, not from some crew member.