If it was made of iron and on a collision course with Earth, that would be...

... I won’t say it, you oughtta know.

This is definitely true — one act cannot erase centuries of systemic patriarchy. But we can at least put pressure on outrageous sexism. :)

I had a boyfriend who told me that he needed to be 51% of the relationship, especially when it came to making any important decisions involving the household and our future. Apparently this is stated somewhere in the Bible. Being Satan’s daughter, I rejected the idea.