I did not expect to come to Jalopnik for the feels this afternoon, but man...This is easily one of the best pieces I’ve ever read here - Kudos!

These stories have been so great David. Thank you for sharing another moving, and incredibly well written piece!

I’m pleased to announce we’re working on a “top fuel dragster” Challenger called the “Satan” with 8000hp.

Maybe tomorrow we’ll find out that the only guy in ZZ Top without a beard is named Frank Beard.

Seeing a black woman hate on Bruno Mars while using a Japanese handle that means “I love you” should be a textbook example of the word irony.

Here’s a thought: maybe wait until your broken game is no longer broken until you make it into an esport.

If by marital infidelity you mean blackmailing his former mistress.

We live in a world where a cop who gets caught on video being friendly is disciplined while others that get caught on video actually murdering people are unpunished.

“...and the US needs to go BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK to segregation”

The fact that we’re applauding teenagers for asking hard questions goes to show that the adult journalists have not been asking hard questions for years.

Not necessarily. The C5 Z06 is one of the best SS class Solo cars out there.

I expect this attitude from the general public, but this is Jalopnik. Not even fellow enthusiasts can get get over their jealousy.

What exactly is wrong with you people that you keep calling these “phallic enhancers?” As if people couldn’t just enjoy going fast and everything has to be about your views of masculinity. No one says this nonsense about Porsche or Tesla.

She stated that she started to feel the costume falling apart, and “I prayed.”

Any lawyer will absolutely concede that a large part of the job is simply altering fields in a template. However, that does not mean this is all they do, as noted in my above reply.

But your argument is one of casual reductionism; you’re not paying for the lawyer to swap the fields of a template, you’re paying the…

First off, at no point did I say I was “filling out lease agreements.”

you’re both right! Lawyers are scam artists AND LegalZoom is a woefully inadequate substitute.

Yes because driving a car and practicing law are the same thing. On that note, why do we keep paying backbreaking amounts to doctors, when WebMD is here to help identify our ailments and point us in the direction of the common treatments for what we find?

I couldn’t have given 2 shits about the money my boss was making…

IP Attorney here. When I was in private practice I had a drawer full of LegalZoom folders from clients that hired my firm after they tried, and failed, to successfully use LegalZoom. LG is a scourge on the general public when it comes to their understanding of even the most basic of legal filings, and I think it’s…

“Maybe if they pulled their pants up, they wouldnt catch so much wind!”