To Whom It May Concern:

It’s almost like they’re being built in America.

I’m from Oklahoma so I feel like I should know this but what is a farmer’s turn?

You’re lucky to be alive.

I believe they prefer “LEAFs”

“If they can survive here in NYC, there’s nowhere a classic can’t make it.”

The fact that he was falsely accused of a crime is just further proof that Whitehead isn’t Cowboys material.

This may be the finest, most human thing I have ever read online.

It was EXTREMELY dusty the three or four times we sat down for interviews. Real bad allergy season, I tell ya.

Neither of us are crying. It is just very dusty today.

We need more of these long form type stories (the buried Ferrari is another one that comes to mind)

I’m not crying. You’re crying.

Oh yeah dude, don’t you know? If you drive a truck you have a small dick. If you drive a sports car, you have a small dick. If you drive a BMW, Audi or Merc, you lease and you’re an idiot with a small dick. If you drive a corvette you’re compensating. If you drive a 996 911 you’re a poser. If you drive a Boxster, oh…

This is some excellent Kinja.

Chester is 72 years old. He’s been dreaming of owning a Corvette for the vast majority of those years. He worked hard and played it safe. He’s got enough money to bring home a Vette and the wife says it is ok. Now he knows the one’s from the 60's were way faster, buta new Vette is part of the dream. He orders his…

whatever. She still won the popular slope.

That time he sent Brad Lidge to hell.

he did hit him, but i mean, that is the universal sign for fastball inside corner as well...

Two deaths is a small price to pay for this dope-ass stance. I’ll be in the back seat with your mom. Sincerely, YouTube.