Don’t mind that 1:15 split in your analysis.

Hey teens, I’m happy to say that Peter, the Practical Enthusiast who authored that monster 300ZX build thread a while back, will be on Jalopnik more these days. Get ready to follow more adventures in successful, competent vehicle repair!

“like Skippy peanut butter”

In some history books in 2150 it would read “The second cold war was started by a strange group of people that loved rusted Volkswagen Beetles and brown station wagons”

omg can you imagine if there’s another cold war and they blame a Jalopnik sub-blog for it

Yeah, the ping of the post is the best hockey sound. Especially because it either means “fucking hell” or “thank christ”.

Ping of the puck going off the post woulda been my number one. When I played I almost liked hitting the post as much as actually scoring.

How has the hairdresser’s Ferrari not been mentioned?

Come at me, bros.

I thought this would be the first on the list:

I hear ya. So did I tell you about how I’m getting ready for a marathon by switching to a vegan diet?

Someone needs to explain to him about weed being a gateway drug. He’s so lucky he hasn’t already tried some of the harder stuff. I’m introducing legislation to make penalties harsher (up to and including the death penalty) for weed abuse. We must win this war on drugs. Our children depend on our vigilance. *fart noise*

If you ever watched Stephen Jackson play you already knew this. It’s like finding out John Daly was drunk in the nineties.

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

I enjoyed this episode but have to disagree on the twitching point. I think James is the weakest actor of the three and whenever they put in the script “James is angry” it comes off as completely fake and takes me out of the moment. If they can weed out some of the forced reactions and emotions I think it would…

Foolish mistake, really. I prefer to manage my Crohn’s disease by beating my wife and my boss only suspended me two days

as a crohnie, i’d like to say this makes me hate goodell more

More people have figured out the pre-owned thing. Between that and a relative shortage of used cars thanks to Carpcolypse and Cash for Clunkers, the savings aren’t what they used to be... yet. As Cash for Clunkers cars and post Great Recession cars return to the market, the used discount should return, but right now…

Ferrari makes some absolutely fantastic vehicles...
...but their douchebaggery as a company is such that I would never want to buy one from them if I could afford it. There are so many other choices from companies that aren’t so wrapped up in their own sense of self-importance that they’re afraid to let anyone else…