I made the light wall from Stranger Things - It’s programmable so I can type any message into it.

Okay, we get it. You’re another white person who doesn’t understand or care about cultural appropriation (probably because you don’t have a culture). Instead of accepting that POC have different and frankly, more of a right to an opinion on this issue than you, you have to troll and tell everyone what they feel is…

Can you not

Harbaugh’s salary isn’t really 9 million; 4 million of that is an interest-free loan that went right to a life insurance premium that gets paid back when the policy is cashed - Michigan gets their 4 million back before anything else. It’s obviously a substantial benefit, and the interest-free aspect of it certainly…

it’s just a picture of legs that cuts to an image of a man standing in a burning house and he has a goat head and his eyes are the black of the void and then it cuts back to an image of legs with paint on them and then it’s the goat headed man and he’s closer to the foreground and I can smell sulfur and then it cuts…

The world doesn’t only exist under your gaze, SalMandini. This is not “suddenly” an issue.

In my parent’s house, there are framed photos of two very sad women. One is my great grandmother, who stopped speaking for 2 years when her daughter died after falling down a well. The other is my great great aunt, who died of a botched abortion when she was 17. It’s never been a family secret or a morality tale, just…

I was going to say that clearly his IRL Dr. Spaceman failed to mention to him that it takes about a month for those drugs to leave your system so you can pass a drug test.

Oh, good, I can repost this comment:

in the not particularly gross but fairly embarrassing column: my doctor once told me i had the largest tonsils he’d ever seen, so i went up for a high five.

BREAKING: Outsider Who Will Not Examine Actual Facts Thinks Back-Breaking Stadium Deal Was Great For City He Doesn’t Live In

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

The DTs have more self-control that I do, because I would definitely push over the center to see if I could get a dominoes effect.

have you ever heard of Brexit?

Kid number one was a don’t look at me type. Kid number two would sing gibberish when he pooped. I guess what I’m saying is that I want to see a pitcher get a batter out and then taunt him by singing gibberish. Dittoo bappa doo ba dittoo bappa doo cow.

My son was prone to demanding that we not look at him back when he was a toddler. I guess what I’m saying is maybe Bumgarner was just pooping his pants.

Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

Few classes of people in this world are as batshittedly convinced of their own influence and importance than college newspapers nerds and jesus fuck I miss that world so goddamn much I’m 32 and my DEEP AND IMPORTANT COLLEGE NEWSPAPER EXPERIENCE made me a legal editor in a hidden kingdom of batshit crazy conservative…

Wait, you insist on commenting on stories that you hate, by journalists you don’t respect, who make no mystery about their political leanings that don’t happen to align with yours, about minor details that do nothing to change the message of the article? Typical 2016, “Kinja,” folks.

Take a minor, irrelevant mistake and use it to defend racism: 2016 internet bigotry. Or something.