I was going to say that clearly his IRL Dr. Spaceman failed to mention to him that it takes about a month for those drugs to leave your system so you can pass a drug test.

Oh, good, I can repost this comment:

in the not particularly gross but fairly embarrassing column: my doctor once told me i had the largest tonsils he’d ever seen, so i went up for a high five.

BREAKING: Outsider Who Will Not Examine Actual Facts Thinks Back-Breaking Stadium Deal Was Great For City He Doesn’t Live In

Guy hitting .205 in High-A ball is worried about the wrong Mendoza.

The DTs have more self-control that I do, because I would definitely push over the center to see if I could get a dominoes effect.

Kid number one was a don’t look at me type. Kid number two would sing gibberish when he pooped. I guess what I’m saying is that I want to see a pitcher get a batter out and then taunt him by singing gibberish. Dittoo bappa doo ba dittoo bappa doo cow.

My son was prone to demanding that we not look at him back when he was a toddler. I guess what I’m saying is maybe Bumgarner was just pooping his pants.

Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

Few classes of people in this world are as batshittedly convinced of their own influence and importance than college newspapers nerds and jesus fuck I miss that world so goddamn much I’m 32 and my DEEP AND IMPORTANT COLLEGE NEWSPAPER EXPERIENCE made me a legal editor in a hidden kingdom of batshit crazy conservative…

Wait, you insist on commenting on stories that you hate, by journalists you don’t respect, who make no mystery about their political leanings that don’t happen to align with yours, about minor details that do nothing to change the message of the article? Typical 2016, “Kinja,” folks.

Take a minor, irrelevant mistake and use it to defend racism: 2016 internet bigotry. Or something.

Wha hoppen?

The first thing civil rights activists don't do is compare atrocities among the oppressed.

Can you possibly be so stupid as to equate an attempt to help someone with decades of actively working against?

We’ve let the South pretend like they didn’t start the Civil War, and look how well that’s turned out.